@DukesDawg: There as well, for the 40th time. But still can't figure out Maggie Gyllenhaal. Hell, Jake's prettier.

@Phintastic: Google my eharmony account "iLOVEmykittySparklesCharlemagn...! We can chat for hours. About Jesus.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Wow, that does look good. Appreciate the heads up. After reading some of the links, I may be siding with Rappaport, which I didn't see coming. It is odd about Q-Tip saying he loved the movie and then backed off. But if there's one thing I've learned in my mid 30's, it's that these people…

Looks like someone ordered the Split Decision Breakfast.*

Wrong post moron.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Ha. Yes, we have no time for those punkass whippersnappers. I haven't heard anything about this, but I fucking love them, and don't care for Rappaport. Yet, Q-Tip is my favorite. Now my brain hurts. Too drunk and busy plucking my 3 inch ear hairs to Google, have a link?

@Phintastic: Good job today. Apparently, YOU were terrific.

@WashingtonForeskins: Apparently, this is the original, but there have been plenty of covers and it changes to "you're going to die" at some point.

@WashingtonForeskins: I didn't realize that was a real song until recently.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: My God, same here. Hot as hell but they smelled like old cheese. I told mine about prescription strength Degree, which didn't help. I swear I can smell it now if I concentrate.

@TheConeheadGuarantee: Met a woman through my job named Sparkles Anjelic (last name redacted, blame mom for middle name misspelling.) Oh, and one named Pepsi.

@WashingtonForeskins: One lady came over to my place after the second date and:

What those racists don't know is that Bailey tallied all their degrading comments on his arm with the sharpie he kept in his elbow pads.

@Clint Biffman: "Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't."

@BarbarobicsInstructor: One of my favorite movies and I missed that one the first 8 or so times.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Nice.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: That's awesome.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Yes. I got pissed off that I was moving in the middle of season 2 and no longer had HBO. I love westerns, but it made them all seem like that were made by Disney, which I loved.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Been wanting to see I'm Not There, will have to check out the other one. Did see he got the lead in an cool looking HBO made series called All Signs of Death.

@UweBollocks: Deadwood reminded me of Ian McShane. That guy kicks ass.