@MarkKelsosMigraine: You're probably right, but had to look him up. I may have seen The Merchant of Venice, but that's about it. Where does he stand out?

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: I swear I was about to throw him out there, just for Deadwood. I gotta see Justified.

@UweBollocks: Oh and Guy Pearce and Benicio Del Toro are my other two. Pearce was awesome in Ravenous, a fantastic film I discovered while high at 3 AM in college...that has held up while sober. Actually, both of them are awesome in just about everything they've done.

@UweBollocks: I did just IMDB him and noticed that the crush began with Charlie's Angels. Don't tell anybody.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Which had a fucking amazing cast, including....Sam Rockwell. But yeah, Wright is fantastic.

@UweBollocks: Agreed. My man-crush began with Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, I believe.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Your grandfather could probably tell you who killed Kennedy though.

@Cyrus_the_virus: I saw that earlier. We'll probably now have 25 more years of that Good Burger looking motherfucking son of his. Plus, the Steelers won=proof there is no Jesus.

@UweBollocks: Rape him. The irony will burn long after your G-warts.

@BillBelichick: Agreed. See my PolkPanther response.

@PolkPanther: I knew there were quite a few nuts in my town (there was actually a migration in the late 70's after a nearby asylum shut down. No shit), but its the one's you don't know about that are scary.

@Armen Tamzarian: How'd you know I was from Milledgeville?

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: See above. And I told him he was insane, which probably didn't help matters. Crazies think people are out to get them anyway. But local comment sections still amaze me, even though I should know better.

@BillBelichick: I guess it would make more sense to see the article, but the guy went off on a 15 paragraph rant about a local police shooting and I just said he may want to talk to a professional, because he seemed quite Jared Loughner-y. He obviously has no connections to anyone and is completely insane. Should…

Well I just commented on one my local newspaper's site (because I'm an idiot) and received this response:

There can be only one left to ring up the Pizzeria Pretzel Combos.

We Milledgevillians that can breath through our noses are counting on you Jets!

Jimmy Clausen just shot Ron Rivera's satellite dish with a potato gun.

@UweBollocks: Thanks for the article. Always loved Real Genius, but haven't seen it in years. Those clips make me have to buy it.

@Clinton Portishead: PM