Form of...A sense of entitlement!

Dead Milkmen ftw. Have my internet babies.

Unsurprisingly, there's an actual reason Bir Tawil's status is strange. Egypt borders Sudan, but they disagree with each other as to where the border is. Egypt asserts an 1899 version is correct, which gives Egypt the valuable Hala'ib Triangle while leaving the far less valuable Bir Tawil to Sudan. Sudan asserts a…

Yes, that's all Africa needs is another white man taking his burden to show them how to farm. Because Egyptians and the Sudanese never discovered anything about agriculture before white people came along. Viva la mission civilisatrice!

"If we can turn North Sudan into an agricultural hub for the area ... a lot of technology has gone into agriculture and water," he said. "These are the things (the kids) are concerned with."

Good luck with the rest of fatherhood, buddy.

I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just…

THE SHIRT MUST BE MINE. The skirt, on the other hand, was clearly once a lampshade in a olde timey Western saloon. A lamp which was magically transported to a disco, circa 1976, and had a long, complicated affair with a bead curtain. The curtain said it "just wanted to play the field." "It's not you, it's me," it…

Low-budget sci-fi movie costume.

is j lo's outfit one leg pants and one leg skirt?! and I'm pretty sure k stewart is wearing a bathingsuit coverup pant from tjmaxx.

This is what this dress looks like to me. I've been waiting for a picture of it in better light since the JLaw pictures, but seriously, she looks like a deconstructed Dalek.

Same! Worst case, I just pull down the sides of the underwear so it isn't all bunched up under the suit. A bit uncomfortable, yes. But so is herpes.

You're doing the Lord's work.

Correct use of apostrophes enhances the beauty of the world.

That why we always stick with Gerbilube.

I can't wait for Size 007: for the deadly, debonair debutante.

This comment is gold. Also, "Mousaline" the mouse dictator of Italy.

Even more exciting than Martin Sheen in that Moby thing? He'll be on a new Netflix show playing Sam Waterston's secret lover and they come out together after 20 years to get married to each other, shocking the hell out of their wives (who hate each other) played by Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin. Jed Bartlet macking on…

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