#NotAllSlenderMen

Just like a fucking man. Don't want to listen to the young girls speak. Would rather hear the opinions of a fictional man. FICTIONAL MALE OPINIONS ARE MORE VALID THAN REAL FEMALE OPINIONS. WHY AM I NOT EVEN SURPRISED!?!?!?!!?!?

"I didn't ask for this shit"

My girlfriend worked as a server for a long time and got her fair share of ... suitors. I don't believe anyone actually touched her, (I would raise hell and I hope she would, too) but plenty of men have tried to ask her out/get her number/flirt shamelessly. Now she's a mortician and it still happens to her almost…

By all means, Katy, justify your continued insistence on looking like a sexualized Lisa Frank notebook.

She could try working a 40 hour work week, living on $34,000 a year for a while. Bet she'd feel like a grown up then.

Not too long after I moved from NYC to SF, I was bartending in a place that served food very late for SF. (For you New Yorkers, SF closes about 4 hours earlier than NYC.)

The second story reminds me of a picture my mom has on her office door. It's a billboard advertising a car that says, "If this car was a lady she'd get her bottom pinched." Underneath, someone scrawled, "If this lady was a car she'd run you down."

I will now take out my rage on my cutting board and eat something. I'll be back in ten minutes.

I have weird crushes sometimes and they come and go. I recall Lisa Presley saying she had a crush on Darth Vader and I'm like, "I get you, girl."

I miss Daria. :,(

Mmmhmm. So, I'm being cornered and harassed, and I should just walk away. Because that works out so well. Have you not been paying attention to all the stories in which women tried to walk away, and were beaten or even killed for it? Oh, and fuck you for insinuating I started it.

If this story doesn't win, the terrorists do.

I'm picturing "Creepy Misogynist World" as the world's worst amusement park.

It'll always be the 1950s in Creepy Misogynist World.

I posted this for the celebrity stories submissions in April, but it's germane here too:

No, I think centuries of systemic racism perpetuated by white people gave me license to condemn people who would like to maintain white supremacy. And you're gonna be shocked when I say this, but I also call out BLACK PEOPLE for doing this as well, because you don't have to be white to think that whites are the…

Weird and trolly, like following someone online and complaining that every one of their posts is about the same thing? Are you going to try and say a big chunk of white people haven't lost their minds since Obama was elected? Hell, they've been trying to make it un-happen since 2008. Or haven't you been paying…

White people have lost their goddamn minds since Obama came into office and I can't say I'm not enjoying it.

"I want to stay at the Beverly Wilshire,"