...I was here long before Mark had even heard of "rosebud".

My birthday cannot arrive soon enough.

Mark the only thing that could improve this is fries in between each layer of pizza.

Screw the Haters. I would eat a slice

Maybe I'm jaded, but this sounds/looks... Fine? I'd probably try it, if given the oppurtunity, but it looks like too much effort for me to make myself.

That's why I try to limit myself to one glass of wine a day. Cheers!

HONEY NOOOOOO!

Let's not conflate salamandering with twerking. For the love of Big Freedia I urge caution in these times.

And mine was relatively tame, so it's not like I was asking a lot of them. Definitely still bitter about this injustice.

So wait. NA deserve to have their stuff left alone, but not black or Mexican people who get ridiculed, attacked and killed for their culture only to have some white girl from white girl city use it to make her disgustingly large amount of money and seem edgy only to then disregard it for the safety of the republican…

Pie. Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it.

I think the real question here is whether the nothing burger will be followed by cake or by pie.

Is it possible for some of our readers to get vegan nothing burgers? I don't want them to feel like we're not being sensitive to their needs.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

I read the headline and first paragraph and thought to myself, "go fuck yourself."

Dear la times

One of my first full-time jobs was at this incredibly busy hotel kitchen in Rotorua (NZ). We had a bunch of chefs and one of them was this French chef with a really bad temper, he took special delight in terrorizing the dishwashers. The hardest working, worst paid of the staff (aside from the laundry staff, those…

this guy suddenly bursts into the room, dramatically waltzes up to us, and demands to know if we'd "seen his assistant."

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Karen Milton: