As I explained elsewhere in the thread, I was incredibly lucky because the dog bit and let go. I could easily have lost the front of my face (dog clamped down around my nose). I could have lost an eye. The attack was stopped by my parents. It was our family dog, who had NEVER shown signs of aggression before. If we…

Yep, she's such an acute little angle.

So could any big dog. WTF is your point?

Well we are equally sick of people like you who misplace your blame.

I had an interesting conversation with a friend. I talked about how I was very interested in the Holocaust when I was a child and imagined I would work at a memorial one day. Turned out that when I was younger I was able to stomach that information much better and now I actively avoid anything Holocaust related…

He certainly was one in Trek.

Welp, I guess statistically, sorry, hypothetical future husband's family. Still not faking it for the sake of the hypothetical future children.

Yes, precisely. Dick is one thing; shady dick is quite another.

As a resident of South Louisiana, where the roaches are abundant, I will politely disagree. I can completely smell the difference between a house with roaches versus a house without. My whole life I have known the smell of them, and the absence of that smell is, quite literally, a breath of fresh air.

Oh, believe me, it never gets old ;)

I'm assuming the factory either dries them for sale, or then uses them. Dried cockroaches are actually used in several things - including cosmetics :/ A lot of traditional Eastern medicine also has dried cockroach powder as an ingredient.

This shit pisses me off to no end. Soccer isn't my #1 sport I care about or anything, but my Dad played it and I played it as a kid, the World Cup is fun as hell to watch, it happens at a time when there's a lull in other sports in the US so it's fun to have something to fill that void, and also OMFG SOCCER GUYS ARE…

god, i loathe him:

What they'd call you after playing against my team is "eviscerated" chief.

"Shhh, shhh Davey. Zizu is here to make you feel better. Let's just "swap jerseys" and go from there."

Okay not that one maybe

Petr Cech says "Always Use Protection."

Bring me all of the center backs and defensive mids and the crazy-ass keepers are yours.

You are probably John Terry.

This! I am a legitimate fan of Bayern Munich since I snuck off to watch a match with the bellhop and other hotel staff at our hotel in Berlin during a family vacation. It's a super fond memory because everyone was SO welcoming and made such an effort to speak English for me and make me feel included in the fun. Also,…