When I worked at a comic book shop we would get people every now and then who would come in and try to stuff pamphlets into books. After a while I would play some satanic heavy metal to make them feel like they were really doing good work before I went through the shop to collect all their brochures and trash them.

Wasn't she ten, at the time, and he twelve, when he sustained this crush ...?

Has any diagnosed illness been reported? I know everyone is diagnosing him from the comment sections of the articles, but the only thing I've seen is that his parents wanted to get him a therapist. If so, did that diagnosis have symptoms that would warrant giving this guy a free pass to be a raging misogynist, racist,…

Oh my God, "Abraham Zapruder of celebrity children!" AMAZING!

Those kids are gonna WORK IT. Fries, burgers, sheet cake, Bugles, BRING IT ON.

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

Dodai, you owe me a glass of pinot (Ramona! Not) and a new keyboard for "Doily-Mothra realness."

This is amazing. I'm imagining dudes with thick-rimmed glasses rolling their eyes while they unzip their hoodies/unbutton their flannel shirts/squeeeeze out of their skinny jeans while Chvrches or something plays in the background.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants with the Odd Stains.

Oh good grief, the comments on this over at Gawker. It scares me that so many people are okay with someone getting thrown in jail for elbowing a cop. It's scary that we live in that kind of police state. I just.....the flames, FLAMES ON THE SIDES OF MY FACE......

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

High School blew for me. But I was determined to enjoy prom. My boy friend of 2 years (Or a million years in high school, but who's counting) dumped me right before prom. That was cool, I got to go with my bestie, who hated school as much as I did. Actually, at this point she had already dropped out of school and…

I didn't mean that wanting kids means she's straight or even that she loves Gilbert—by that part I just meant that I don't think she married him for financial stability or to make her career possible, since she lets her career fall by the wayside rather than pursuing it. If she had nonromantic motives, they would be…

I wish I didn't care, but it really irks me that Kim and Kanye are getting paid millions for something that many people go into debt for.

Take a seat Rihanna. She wore it better than you but you don't see her saying anything about it.

Rihanna looked like a green clitoris. This other girl OWNS it. She wins.

I think they should have kept it. I think they shold have kept it and used it, together with other mannequins of other sizes. The problem isn't that mannequins are too skinny, the problem is monoculture. People are different, mannequins should also be different, to convey and condone that fact. Saying that ribs are…

My thoughts on ghost stories:

Ok, so it's totally fair to not like sushi and people shouldn't be made fun of for not liking sushi. BUT WHO GOES TO A MICHELIN-STARRED SUSHI RESTAURANT IF THEY DON'T LIKE (or don't know if they like) SUSHI?!?!