"There is a special place in hell for people who mistreat their servers on Mother's Day. As a Mom, it's your special day, and you deserve to be pampered. So do the other 2-4 Moms in your server's section,"

My mom always wanted to go out on Mother's Day, buT I prefer to stay in and order pizzas or pick up food from Wendy's Or something. I'm not a fan of crowded and loud places, and special days pretty much guarantee that most restaurants will be both.

What if he'd shifted into the shape of someone who is terrible at lying?

The answer to the question of whether he scored this goal or witnessed it from afar can be answered by Schrodinger: he did both, simultaneously. this is now known as Koub's Law of Goalnamics, or in the original Lithuanian: Golnamikos desniai Koub

"Vegeeta, what does his scouter say about his mansplaining level?"

If you can't tell the difference between a piece of literature and an invasion of someone's privacy, then there really isn't any point in me arguing with you. Show me a piece of literature whose sole purpose is to divulge personal information without the consent of participants and I will take back what I said. Until…

While I appreciate the discussion, you're all wrong. If you get to save only one character you ALWAYS PICK SNAPE.

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Most people don't remember this, but Jet Magazine's publication of Emmett Till's beaten, misshaped, bloated body had a huge effect on advancing the Civil Rights Movement. As a history teacher, I've always given credit to Jet for doing so.

This is just a mess. The colors and fabrics are terrible. It looks like a shawl you'd see draped over a lamp in the parlor room of your local bordello/palm reader.

I really like what's going on here. It looks like a strap about to slide right off her shoulder, but given the structure of the skirt, it's probably rigid. Lovely!

I wish it were a color! This is a magnificent gown in the shade of old bras. Boo.

The Olsen wearing the navy 1800's impoverished-governess-in-a-dank-English-countryside-manshion a la jane eyre gets it. The Olsen in the Gordon-Gecko's-spare-suit-remastered-into-an-ill-fitting-dress does not.

I'm rather (read: VERY) disappointed by this - a "white tie & decorations" dress code is what you'd get at a State Banquet, i.e. white tie for men (which means tailcoat, not just a white bow tie) and formal ball gown plus tiaras (if they've got them, and don't tell me Anna Wintour couldn't get her hands on a tiara),…

I can't wait for the sheer skirts to all just go away. This looks like - let's put gorgeous detailing all over - ah fuck that's hard let's just leave the skirt as is.

Are we not going to talk about this?

That hairstyle reminds me of something...

I usually cannot stand Marchesa, but this - this is great. She looks stunning.

I sent Anna Wintour a picture of me wearing my sweatpants and a Dog the Bounty Hunter t-shirt I got on sale at a Family Dollar store and asked her if it was cool if I went tonight. She told me I could wear the outfit at the Met Gala, but only if I agreed to sit with Giuliana Rancic. I turned her down.