PrettyinDuckie
PrettyinDuckie
PrettyinDuckie

. . .Sadly, Fox News does.

They look like two women hired to do a fetish video without understanding what exactly is going on...

Anyone who can wait 30 years to pounce on an opportunity for that cold sweet taste of revenge deserves the magnanimity of Judge Brown in overlooking the setup needed for a younger generation.

I suck at shade. That’s what I come here for, lol.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

I’m pretty sure someone pitched this as “I want something that will make me want to hate-fuck a can of Pepsi. Or a cello. Or Kendal Jenner. I don’t care. Just make me feel SOMETHING you cocksuckers!”

“She should be Muslim”

I feel like someone is a little too deep into thinking they’re Don Draper.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

When a Southerners makes an appeal to “daddy” like that he is implying his opponent is an idiot.

I think there’s something to this. I, sadly, live in ideological attack poodle Jason Chaffetz’s district. Unfortunately they’ve gerrymandered this already dark red state so no democrat has a chance in his district so I thought maybe I’d vote for his primary challenger but that dude was a bigger crackpot than Chaffetz.

It was just talk in the papers, but there were at least some GOP House people openly saying that they should work with the Democrats and shitcan the Freedom Caucus people.

I can’t believe that Politico, the ultimate Beltway insider site, has been banished from press gaggles.

It will just encourage leakers to use them for exclusive stories. They will become the shadow government’s mouthpiece. 

Was it the same suit? Do you think Joe and Barry sometimes borrowed each others clothes? Can we think/talk about this instead for a while? Please.

Conveniently, his Hitler haircut is also stubbornly popular with non-fascists 

Totally agreed. I like men’s haircuts that are a little longer on top, but Jesus, this fully shaved head with the greasy rooster top needs to STOP.

This toad is a warty faced lizard person in cheap Chinese made clothing spewing hateful views because his twisted shitcase of a mother didn’t give him enough self-coping skills and someone told him that his pecker is too small. He probably perpetually has the runs, vomit breath, extreme self-infecting VD and all of

Dan Stevens should play him in the TV movie.