I made it a point to order a coke with a lime and one of those tiny red straws during my first trimester, so my friends would assume it was a rum and coke. I think the bartenders probably knew what I was up to.

That's your takeaway here? I'm a helicopter mom because when I cook something I taste it before serving and because when I take my kidlet out I check his food for temp and general non-grossness?

I know everyone is being serious but your comment made me think of this song:

Monkey bar dating. Some people are terrified of being single so instead of breaking up with someone they stay until they find a replacement. Most people outgrow this stage sometime during middle school. Less mature, chicken shit individuals never do.

Honestly I don't even think you need to limit your comment to just food services... I am a lawyer and I used to work at a very large, very conservative corporate law firm. There were multiple people there with tattoos and piercings. Mostly the subtler kind but there was one lawyer with visible work on this neck and…

OMG they're going to eat all the caribou...

Congratulations, Alaska. You're officially a more appealing place to visit than Florida.

So, here's what the truth is for me. This isn't really 4Chan's fault. But we, and 4Chan, have to face the fact that when this man murdered this woman and took pictures of her nude and strangulated body, the very first thing he though of was 4Chan and his thought process lead him to believe that his "friends" on…

Miley is channeling Leeloo's evil twin something fierce.

Totally did the same thing. Is it wrong I want them to make it only because I want Miley to have to go to Kennedy functions?

I'm so tired of male comedians saying offensive shit and then when they get backlash they claim it was a joke. He is a disgusting piece of shit and what he did was not a joke. He continuously tweeted vulgar shit at a woman who was only doing her job. Fuck him.

It's ironic that an organization with such a huge stick up its ass disapproves of references to anal.

So to celebrate the raunch, who has a favorite teevee sexytime (ideally complete with YouTube clip)?

I vote for this one from The Good Wife: http://nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=G99Dfh…

+1. But I might change my stance, if they just removed every instance of Fitz having sex/existing on that show.

"In ancient Greek mythology, after the great flood, Deucalion and Pyrrha repopulated the world by scattering stones throughout the earth. From these stones emerged people; from these people grew the world. It's a myth, but its opposite is possible"

Who's to say that's a myth? I think Stone Scatter People Theory should…

"Hello, vulnerable teenage girl at the end of her rope who had no sex education, and welcome to our crisis pregnancy center. We're not medical professionals, but, for all you know, medical professionals consider us an acceptable alternative. Do we provide abortions and reproductive care? Ha ha ha, we'll get to that…

FOR SHAME! I recently had to tell off one of my friends for visiting London as well... It's like they forgot the Revolutionary War ever happened...

It's an issue I've been circling in my head for a long time — it needs to be talked about, it's just finding the best way to approach it has been a problem. Let me put it this way: I expect a lot of restaurant employees are going to be displeased.

Just to clarify, no, the phoneticized "X" is not pronounced with a "Ch" sound. That's patently incorrect. "Xing" would be pronounced "Shing." However, the phoneticized "Q" is pronounced as a "Ch," meaning the last dynasty of Imperial China was pronounced as the "Ching" dynasty. Given how similar it sounds, I strongly…

That's horrifying.