Hey, even a stopped clock is right two times a day.

They're nice boobs.

Dudes, they are all just jilted ex-lovers. Lots and lots of jilted ex-lovers. Because that is TOTALLY normal. Stay out of Jian's bedroom!

Welp, this is one creepy-ass face.

When the house-robbing arsonist is your best boyfriend, you know you need to do a little bit of soul-searching.

I see your "one child practicing trumpet" and I will raise you "I've taught beginning string players for nineteen years."

Love.

This girl NAILED his facial expressions.

;)

"They were men and women who were discriminated against"

Hang on, hang on. My impression was that that Vatican had acknowledged evolution AGES ago. Catholicism does not equal creationism, and tends to go the 'intelligent design' route. How is this all new?

Oh, science, do I have to have another discussion about how he's just showboating about the stuff Catholics don't suck at here? I was raised Catholic in the 80s. This is the same shit we believed then. It shouldn't be something special to celebrate to accept mainstream science, and it shouldn't overshadow shitty views…

John Paul II (Electric Boogaloo) believed in evolution too.

The idea that evolution and the big bang theory are sacrilegious and absolutely could not possibly be true and God doesn't want science in schools is more pervasive among certain protestant denominations than among Catholics. Especially the protestant churches most prevalent in the southern and rural parts of the…

not a big deal at all except for tone. The Big Bang was first theorized by Fr. Georges Lemaitre, a Jesuit priest and given the blessing of the pope almost immediately. In the midfifties the pope said that there's was no reason a catholic couldn't except Darwinism. Pope John Paul II said there was no debate and that…

It blows my mind and I am quite vain. And by vain I mean cripplingly insecure.

yes you have to pay someone or else it DOESNT COUNT!

They tend to argue that their hair doesn't smell. I tend to argue that they are wrong.

"Touch-ups have been a lifesaver for me," says Dechiaro['s hair], who gets three blowouts weekly and stops by for touch-ups in between. "I don't have time to sit in a chair for 45 minutes every day, so I used to forego workouts to avoid ruining my blowout. Now I don't have to."

Whatever happened to "Keep the government outta my healthcare!" and "healthcare should be between a doctor and a patient"?