DON’T DO IT MINDY, IF HE BROKE YOUR HEART ONCE HE’LL DO IT AGAIN.

You are weird but I won’t throw fruit at you, since we agree that the performance was brilliant. :)

While Neville is undoubtedly the hottest, I feel like Draco might be the scruffy grad student I have a secret crush on.

Frank is so great! Also, I love that Michael Fassbender (sp?) is easily one of the most handsome guys on the planet but spends most of his role in a giant weird head and acts like boss even though we can’t see his face. Too bad Jon Ronson is kind of a tool

In 1996.

I wondered about the hockey thing for years when I lived in the Great Gray North. Years and years and years.

(Also, I’d just like to point out that while I appreciate your love for our currency, there are some major issues with how it is now— the biggest, in my opinion, that it’s designed poorly from an accessibility…

As someone who lived there in high school and as an adult, the last part of your comment is spot on. When I moved back with a tattoo, for example, I noticed I was one of the few friends with just one— most of them are covered. Which is cool, you do you, but I do think it has something to do with announcing that you…

I re-watched the whole series pretty recently, and I can say with some certainty that Sookie’s appearance/size was never the butt of the joke. She was never treated as a non-viable romantic candidate (see: adorable produce man Jackson). I was watching pretty closely for the fat joke (because how could a show be so…

I have spent sooo many good/bad/messy nights at Piper Down. Also: I know that Mexican place! Here’s how I think they get away with it, because this is what my favorite bar on Main St. does:

The DABC limits you to one ounce of liquor, but you can add an ounce and a half (I think) of flavoring. So you just label a whole…

Here ya go.

If Congress wasn’t such an absolute shit show and really gave a flying fuck about anything other than shouting “ACTIVIST JUDGES” whenever their shit gets checked and/or balanced, they could tie federal funding to not being homophobic dickwads. In theory, anyway. Or POTUS could maybe do the same?

So... he’s a Yelp reviewer that knows a little HTML?

I lived in Utah on-and-off for almost a decade. I am 100% with you on this. (The stipulation is supposedly that you need to intend to buy food, but at our weird little diner at the outskirts of the city I would usually just make them promise to eat a fry off someone else’s plate. If the DABC ever goes calling there,…

My workaround was just getting boozed up at a bar. I think they still need to wait until 10 or 11 to serve, though.

As a server (and I might be the in minority here) I actually didn’t mind questions about the menu. Not respecting whatever level of busy I was on, too many repeat questions or too many mind-bendingly stupid questions, probably. But I kind of appreciated recipe/ingredient/method questions, because I liked learning the…

Or explaining any dish six times to four different members of a party of 8, because there is always at least one person who doesn’t get it until the third time around.

Also: when I worked at a vegan place, large parties usually had at least a small (but vocal) contingent who hadn’t been told by their dining companions…

what is this gif from? i want to stare at it all day long.

My grandmother’s still fucking alive and one of my mom’s brothers turned into a massive dick over her estate. A couple of the sisters started setting things up so they would be in place before she loses the capacity to make her own decisions (a near certainty, given her cognitive state and projected lifespan). And…

I briefly attended a public high school in Salt Lake in the early aughts. Thing might’ve change or they might be different in another district, or maybe I’m misremembering, but I thought seminary was a scheduled part of the day, in place of a class (they would cover it with a “free period,” which of course, was…

Fifteen year old me listened to waaaayyy too much Grateful Dead, but that would be pretty surreal. I’m not great about listening to new artists, so sometimes I feel that way when we would listen to Pandora at work.

(PS, I saw a vinyl Rocksteady album in the window of an Urban Outfitters obviously set up to be…