You're lucky if that's all it gets you.

I thought at least two of them were Americans of Japanese descent? I could be mistaken, but I kinda remember reading that somewhere in the aughts.

Which one is this? I am mesmerized by his eyebrows.

Yeah but... who cares if you were weird-lookin? Everyone but the most blessed among us went through an awkward phase, looks-wise. Now, if you were a KKK member, a cat-torturer or a member of a boy band in 8th grade, you better hope those photos never see the light of day.

I'm working on my Master's right now and OMG I AM TOTALLY MASTURBATING BETWEEN DRAFTS FOREVER NOW.

I moved away from Utah three months ago and don't miss it AT ALL, but the food culture is actually pretty good in Salt Lake. Some people are going to go to the mats with you on this (I won't), but I will say that it's better than you'd expect, with a thriving vegan/vegetarian scene if you're into that.

That's actually pretty genius. Kickstarter, anyone?

This story is AMAZING and is going in the imaginary box where I keep parenting tips for my maybe-someday chilluns.

Jez is behind the news- my local NPR affiliate reported on this two days ago- and they called a store somewhere in the upper Midwest to ask how sales were. The grocer said he couldn't keep it in stock. So, in some markets, at leastm you're right— Coke is right on the money. People are at least picking it up for a…

I feel so terrible for this little girl, for all the reasons you've listed an also this: Since she was a toddler, she has been consistently given the message that the most important thing about her is the way she looks. And sure, yes, she is a beautiful kid and will likely be a stunning young woman. But the idea that…

I think that poster might be an outlier- I'm in my mid-twenties, not super fashionable but I can think of three or four classic Jackie ensembles right off the bat. I would say much of my peer group would agree. I'm a media/political junkie, though, and have been since I was a kid, so it's possible that I'm the outlier…

I love that about half a second into the "subscribe now" screen, they seem to realize they're pointing at leftward guy's dick. Or maybe I just have dicks on the brain now. #thanksMiley

The boys are too pretty and I'm not familiar enough with original to have any opinions about the cover itself.

ETA: The "Achey Breaky…

To be fair, it had a real name when I lived nearby. But then some artist decided to install this new sign, and Canada liked it so much they kept it.

I had woman lecture me on the variety of mushroom we were serving. "There is no such thing as a 'baby bella,' these are obviously cremini." (They're just two names for the same thing, and anyway I totally hate mushrooms and give zero fucks.)

Crab Park is actually kind of neat, and a short bus ride from Dude Chilling Park (LOOK IT UP) in case you wanna go find Deniz and borrow some drugs.

Remember when Glee was consistently this good? Those were the days.

Nailed it. Holly Golightly looks good on her.

Is his music as excellent as his comebacks? If so, sign me up.

Dear Jenny (Server with the "No Red!" guest),

This absolutely happened to me in the mid-90s. I thought my lemonade had gone bad and gave it to my dad to try. It turned out to be a margarita.