To be fair, it had a real name when I lived nearby. But then some artist decided to install this new sign, and Canada liked it so much they kept it.

I had woman lecture me on the variety of mushroom we were serving. "There is no such thing as a 'baby bella,' these are obviously cremini." (They're just two names for the same thing, and anyway I totally hate mushrooms and give zero fucks.)

Crab Park is actually kind of neat, and a short bus ride from Dude Chilling Park (LOOK IT UP) in case you wanna go find Deniz and borrow some drugs.

Remember when Glee was consistently this good? Those were the days.

Nailed it. Holly Golightly looks good on her.

Is his music as excellent as his comebacks? If so, sign me up.

Dear Jenny (Server with the "No Red!" guest),

This absolutely happened to me in the mid-90s. I thought my lemonade had gone bad and gave it to my dad to try. It turned out to be a margarita.

Out of curiosity, are you east coast or west? I get the sense that the west coast is much more liberal about the tattoos/piercings/etc thing. (I lived in the PacNW for a while). I've also lived in Utah, and you can imagine what that's like.

I was actually surprised the first time I heard "bitch" on network TV, and I'm not that old. Stuff has changed really fast.

I don't know why that guy thought tweeting about his boner was even REMOTELY funny or acceptable, much less that weird-ass racist shit which I really just don't even have words for.

AND THEY COULD GO TO HER ART SHOWS. IT WOULD BE LIKE THE GILMORE GIRLS ON ALL THE DRUGS.

I would also say some of the best servers I've ever worked with are tattooed to the nines, and anyone who didn't hire them because of it would lose out on a kickass employee. I only have one tattoo and it's not visible unless I put my hair up, which, of course, makes it visible 100% of the time if I'm working at a…

Yeah, I got pretty flowers in light colors that are pretty hard to see. Also, I'm in journalism school, and everyone knows journalists are soulless heathens.

(Yay for your cool job!)

Probably, and omg I am so excited you commented on my comment because you are maybe my internet-commenter idol. If people have those.

I only meant my comment to be taken in the context of food service. Obviously the upper echelons of the corporate world will, as they always have, maintain a more conservative culture of presentation.

In the not-too-distant future banning visible tattoos mean you will have virtually no workforce pool to draw from, so there's that.

[signed, ex food service worker with a tattoo]

I, too, received that album, along with my black, square-neck, empire-waist dress with glittery butterflies on a mesh overlay.

I'm pretty sure I just threw out the bathrobe I got from them last year. IT WAS A REALLY GOOD BATHROBE.

You should have a thousand stars for this list.

ETA: I looked up all of these women. Based solely on appearance and IMDB profiles, Alexandra Billings has my vote.

I'm not sure I completely understand this comment, but I'm glad I found it. I was surprised to see that Elbe may have had Klinefelter's— I have a relative with it who, as far as I know, was assigned male and has never identified as anything else (he is part of a fairly conservative religious community, so I guess who…