I like you. What are your fave online sex-toy purveyors? Someone needs a new vibrator.

Some at least co-write— Ke$ha and T. Swift (I KNOW RITE) were both in the songwriting game before they became famous artists in their own right. But I'm willing to bet you're at least 90% correct.

I wanna drink wine with her and JT alll niiiight and like, play ukuleles and make hilarious jokes about the '90 and shit. Then we'll meet up for a morning hot yoga sesh and bitch about how hung over we are over mimosas afterwards.

.... Aren't they all sociopaths?

SRSLY DOC R.

I really didn't want to, but I found myself blasting "Trouble" or whatever that song is in my car the other day, and now it's RAINING ON MY FACE. *sniffle*

You're okay, Swiz.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT CINNAMON? Seriously, Wyoming and Alaska? It's just fucking weird.

I can testify that yes, yes you do.

Worked in the food industry in Vancouver (BC)- it's definitely all prawns. I've been landlocked ever since, so I don't really know what the deal is in my part of the US.

I just moved to Chicago and I love it except OHMYGODWHYWOULDYOUCALLITPIZZA??

That's what really good servers do- take note when menu items or other things are unusual in their restaurant and, when they get the sense that a table is on unfamiliar ground, speak up before it makes more work for everyone. (My last job was at a vegan restaurant, so there was a lot of this going around.)

A box of cucumbers is objectively hilarious. I hope whoever you returned that box to had a sense of humor about it.

oooh yes, good one!

Me too. It made me smile on a terrible, no-good, very bad day.

I've worked in at least a dozen restaurants in the US and Canada, and I have also never witnessed or heard secondhand of servers spitting in people's food. I admit that I've joked about it, even half-heartedly threatened to in low-voice conversations with my coworkers. But I've never done it, I've never seen it done,…

I have an IUD, partially because of the low failure rate. But I wouldn't call it a "good option"- insertion is invasive and painful. Your body takes weeks, sometimes months to adjust. Some women have terrible reactions the hormones of the first type or copper of then second. Also, I qualified for low-income assistance…

This is the only comment needed.

Thanks!

I do wonder how they were chosen. I know people who have worked at Reason and many of their readers— if they used their own readership for these results, they will almost certainly be skewed toward a particular viewpoint.

I like your username, and the way you talk, and the fact that you swear on the Lords of Kobot and your way of being a boss (both literally and figuratively). If I could star your very existence, I would.