I think part of the problem is that a frat guy dressed as a "Rasta" on Instagram or a sorority sister hosting a party with an offensive theme wouldn't be expected to resign their posts.

Your argument reminds me a little of this kerfuffle over on Slate last year. Some middle-aged straight writer was like, "Hey! Just because I vote against gay marriage doesn't mean I'm a homophobe, and I'm offended you would call me that!"

He has a "right" to be offended, sure. But if he's offended it's because someone…

Seriously- Sign me the fuck up.

Ed Hardy.

I guess I had only heard the chorus of this song in a cell phone commercial or something. I wish I'd seen the video first- it's kind of adorable.

"The Kids' Bop version of Eye of the Tiger"

I don't agree with you, but you get mad points for style.

ETA because I just realized this is an insanely old thread. Apologies.

What? I think we, the commentariat of Jezebel, would like to hear that story.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one with the wake/bake/DirtBag routine today.

I mean, even the most first magical time probably wouldn't compare to selling out Madison Square Gardens. That is a big fucking deal! Over 18,000 people showing up to see the results of all your hard work and talent! Whereas sticking your teenage peen in your first girlfriend happens to pretty much everybody.

Word. It also seems to me that once you have the Hollywood lifestyle, it's very expensive to maintain- meaning, if she were to just kick back and live off royalty checks, she may not have enough in 17 or 18 years to comfortably pay for college.

I actually don't even remotely care, I came here for LiLo.

Devious.

In Utah, at least, that's one of the charges they tack on if you're caught drinking or even smoking cigarettes with minors (the assumption being that you've given minors said cigarettes). I feel like it's a catch-all misdemeanor they can tack on to other crimes to make them seem more serious: A bunch of 16-19 year old…

Or this perfect moment:

Sounds more like Game of Thrones.

That sounds... weird and maybe kind of violating? He obviously had a photo of you (the only normal part), then took it to an artist post-break up and presumably paid a considerable amount of money to make sure you were always with him. Super fucking creepy. I'm not generally a fan of portrait tattoos unless they're…

DIBS ON DAVID TENNANT.

I live in Utah and have attended trials as a reporter. I have to say that things do tend to be a touch casual here (especially in lower courts), but I still wouldn't wear a sleeveless top without at least bringing a light cardigan as well- if for no other reason than the entire state seems to have the A/C cranked all…

Yeah, we still use sections during brunch just to keep everyone sane. On a typical Sunday, we'll split the restaurant into three sections and designate one server as the host/busser for the shift. Also, the reason it works is because most of our staff kicks ass. The minute there are more slackers than ass-kickers, the…

I've been to New England like four times in my entire life and I've never considered it an "exotic" ethnicity. Of course, being Jewish, I have been (weirdly) considered"ethnic" in some of the places I lived.

I'm going to be in the minority here, but I work at a small local diner where we pool tips. There are instances where it sucks (for example, if my coworker decides to be super lazy and not take or attend to her share of the tables)- but if everyone is on-point, I think it can work out really well. It's more…