Michael Lohan is going to violate some wiretapping laws one of these days for taping all his phone calls (if he hasn't already)

@Kivrin: Well okay then.

@Kivrin: She can't do both?

@rednrowdy: @bluetrain84: i'm pretty sure the cosmetic companies got sued over the fake eyelashes. ever since i pointed in out to my boyfriend, he enjoys trying to find where they hide the disclaimer in the mascara that they are using fake eyelashes.

@PhDelish: thank you for alerting me to this before i mistakenly ordered *both* albums, since i don't yet own the first..

@boatdock.bearcat: you just have to click on the picture and the whole thing will pop up.

@la.donna.pietra: i think it's definitely not a rom-com. i'm pretty sure sandra bullock's character is already married.

@Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: well, jukeboxes are usually run by some outside company (not the restauarant) that, i presume, has actually acquired the licensing rights to include the songs in their machines. so i don't think the comparison works.

@Ms.Moneypenny: oh, that is suspicious!

@Ms.Moneypenny: I didn't get the sense she only had a few days to fix her problem. I thought Tim called her shortly after his visit, which was some time before the actual runway show. That was my sense of the timing, anyways.

@BlondeGoddess: i didn't realize my post sounded anymore testy than yours did. i tried to add some humor into my post that obviously didn't translate.

@BlondeGoddess: well how long is jez supposed to avoid posting about your favorite shows that you haven't gotten around to watching? days? weeks? when the news is stale? jez is a blog that, like most news organizations, wants its information and posts to be timely. the finale was last night, it makes sense the…

@starke: the best *ever* shown? that's a stretch. i definitely thought it was more cohesive that last night's other options. but i'll take christian and leanimal any day over irina's collection.

@EndangeredRed: Yes, this. I may not agree with this girl, but frankly I think she handled herself quite well. The reporter didn't continue to drill her with questions while she broke down into tears. They had a civil exchange.

@justcallmeangel: they don't need an excuse to bash the "liberal media" - they create excuses. i don't think the media should tip toe around just to avoid being criticized by fox news. that would mean fox has won.

@justcallmeangel: Just a kid who is probably eligible to vote in something like 9 months?

@meg9: @samethingwedoeverynightpinky: In less than a year she will be eligible to vote based on the exact issues she was questioned about (and advertising on her tshirt). If she were 18 or 19 and asked that same question, I doubt anyone would bat an eye. But somehow being 17 makes her untouchable and "just a kid"? …

@Apollonia: i was thinking "eccentric"

@sybann: you don't have to hide your friend entirely. you could just hide the Farmville application and then you will never see *those* posts, but you'll see all the others. #facebooksfivemostannoyingparen...

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: thank you for helping me decide what to have for lunch today! mmm cheesey #michaellohan