@RainyDayWoman: those look like some good ol' keds

@musicpup: rhinovirus safari: usually a "temporary" restraining order can be issued without a hearing based on the statements of just the victim. however, temporary orders usually lasts maybe 10 days and if you want it to be more permanent, you have to have a hearing where the person to be retrained has an…

@LibidinousSlut: i've also never gotten a blister from my Reefs. totally a win.

@SunburnedCounsel: @Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: Yeah, I believe in the US female partnership hovers somewhere around 20%. 40% is Amazing by comparison.

when woody allen, who married his own adopted daughter, is calling you sleazy and adolescent...

What I'm hearing here is eat more babies if you want to lose weight. Waiter! Two babies please - with gravy!

@Abra: friend! don't forget to add some canned fruit, like mandarin orange wedges. for the health.

@Pecola Breedlove: so what did he suggest we eat? bacon wrapped steak? with a side of cheesebread? as lovely as that might be to eat...

@AnneBoleyn: Nono, Johnny Depp is definitely a real pirate. Don't lose any sleep over that.

@GatsbysLover: So wait...it turns out I'm a man? Because wine and Mario Kart pretty much defined my weekend.

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: so this gifting thing: do these world leaders exchange gifts everytime they meet? or just the first time since obama's new to the club? i feel like we never heard about gifts until now, but everyone is obsessed with what the obama's bring.

It's like the fashion olympics and everyone's a gold medalist!

@roodles: she doesn't have parents. her mother died at or around childbirth, and i don't think they know who the father is or maybe he's dead too. anyways, she has *other* living relatives who cannot afford to take care of her, which is apparently true of a lot of kids in orphanages like that.

@PrettyB is like Whoa: I had to go look it up to know it exactly, so that I can use it in the future:

@JournoGirl: I want to own that quote - just awesome.

@NefariousNewt: I hope you are right! Having lived in it's libertarian neighbor-state for a few years, I was always quite fond of Vermont.

@NefariousNewt: but it passed *without* a veto-proof majority. It's not going into effect without his signature it seems, sadly.

@stacyinbean: everything in wholefoods isn't organic. it's specifically labeled as either conventional or organic. but not everything grown in a responsible manner necessarily meets the FDA standards for organic either, but it's still better than something from, say Monsanto.

@bananaballs: except the methods they use aren't exactly sustainable. they work for now, until some virus comes along and kills a nation's entire crop of whatever-vegetable-you-choose because every plant is genetically identical and diversity is completely lacking. the organic movement isn't just about getting…

@truckasaurus: No, I understand your concerns. I consider myself agnostic as well these days, and I think that it's partly because I eventually realized how incredibly sheltered I was growing up almost exclusively around conservative christians who taught that a bunch of other world religions are either cults or…