It was probably a delivery issue, it was way funnier when he read it on the Astros listserv.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Guys, pay attention. It was only the end of the second quarter. Look at the graphic in the corner. It says “2nd” right there on the screen. Such an embarrassment to see a mistake like that on this usually-wonderful website.

Unions are really having a rough week.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Title NEIN

I’m not sure if this is necessarily the longest, but when I was little (around 6-ish) I was on vacation with my family and we went on a submarine. I don’t remember where we were or how long the submarine ride was, but at the end I REALLY had to pee to the point that I remember at least thinking I was in physical pain.…

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Worst Bear Friday ever.

“For it to flatten out at such a big moment right there is disappointing,”

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

Hacky sack is cool now

“reached 19.8 MPH on his way to the wall.”

After pulling the knife out, many declared Josh the rightful king of Britain.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Obligatory

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.