Thank you. I can’t believe I had to scroll this far!

You are wrong. He and Beck were a light when all else was dark.

Fucking Illinois Nazis. I hate ‘em. 

“Trying to decide”, because apparently that’s hard.

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.

/Borat voice  “High Life”

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

“Joke’s on them! Check out my awesome parking spot now”

Sadly, there isn’t.

So remember back in the first episode, when the Delos QA team is executing hosts on the beach. IIRC, there was a female host that was about to get shot, but then Rebus (still obviously in his virtuous mode) steps in front of her and gets shot. That’s a nice little piece of continuity.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Regardless the answer, there’s zero chance Windhorst survives to report on it.

Go back to Russia!

You dare doubt The Freeze?

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

Well, Drew’s recommendation is good enough for me.

Well, Drew’s recommendation is good enough for me.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…