Whatever you guys are paying Diana, it's not enough.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.

Look, like it or not, television is in part a visual medium. If the marketplace for sports news demands young, attractive presenters, then Fox executives would be nothing short of negligent if OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT REALLY WHAT JASON WHITLOCK LOOKS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

If that guy’s a sheep, Winston’s a crook.

“Case closed?”

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

I agree with this actually! I love Metamodern Sounds, and he’s the best show I’ve seen this year by far. But he didn’t get a national-TV duet with Justin Timberlake. Maybe he takes too many mushrooms.

Here is a sports article without political spin. Here is another one. Here is one more. And another one. There are lots of them. Isn’t it great how easy it is to find one?

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

Enjoy your typhus.

“But Harbaugh”, asked reporters, “what of illegals on our shores?”
“12 to 15 million, all working class or poor,
What shall we tell the teeming masses yearning at our door?”
Quoth the Ravens, “never more.”

Learn your fucking history. Do you know what the Voting Rights Act of 1965 was and why it was necessary?

Yeah, because it’s fucking hilarious.

Close my Untappd account, but...but, BADGES!!!