I hear you, but I don’t think I come across many bad ones. I agree that hops are like bacon in the way people just throw them at any damn thing to try to cover up flaws, but the thing is: it works. So I’m not necessarily *impressed* by a lot of IPAs, but I still like the vast majority of them.

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Forgive my ignorance, as I’ve never had Pizza Boli’s. Is there usually a line 4 hours before the first pitch?

One question, if you get the uncensored audio and post it, how does that benefit the Reds?

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

He should just swing at anything pitched down the centaur

Don't worry Nigel, you're not the first one to make that mistake. That's pretty much Mark Sanchez's go-to pick-up line at a Sweet 16.

"Aaaaaaaaaayyyy!"

True story: when I took my AP History exam, a girl I totally had the hots for was sitting behind me. It was a hot late-May day, so I was wearing shorts and sneakers with no socks. Because I was a Very Serious Student, I was hunched over the test, with my legs tucked under the chair. About an hour into the test, I felt…

Wade:

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Eh, this is really just a rhythmic slap on the wrist.

Yes, but as we've already seen, Winston is coming in whether he's invited or not.

Reporter: Hey LeBron, can you tell us a little more about the work you had to do to prepare for your role with Trainwreck?

Hey. Hey, you. Hey!

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

That's smarmy and dumb.

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.