Just want to say thanks for making me look up 'frenulum'. Educational Deadspin is best Deadspin.

Cheetos. I love Cheetos. People that don't like Cheetos are weird.

I cannot read this.

Huh... I thought it was supposed to honor the victims' average height of 4'09" at the time the abuse occurred.

Kyle Wagner already wrote the post that it's happening.

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

"Light blue is always skim."

I hate to tell you this and throw more disorder into the system, but around these parts, skim milk caps are pink.

Roger Goodell Doesn't Know What's Going On

this is meant for the young girls mentioned in this article if you're reading this, I am so sorry for the trauma and pain you have suffered and continue to face. Despite what the people who were meant to protect you (the school officials) and the students from your school who physically and emotionally tortured…

She'll be okay. It's all downhill from here.

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

I'm 5'3" with small hands. The only reason I drink Foster's is to get a laugh out of my buddies when they see me holding those giant cans.

After a flight like that, more like the Toronto Pterodactyls, amirite?

Stupid GIF won't work. I'm just getting a bunch of random images playing in the background, but the picture of Ellen isn't changing. Er, no wait. It's just a static image of Bill Simmons I mean.