You guys remember Bobby Phills?

Yeah, for real that Maryland flag is fucking awful and you guys put it all over EVERYTHING.

I leave it down because we have a 1 and a 4 year old and you’d better fucking believe I piss sitting down. One of the rare chances I get to sit at all.

BAGNA CAUDA. Google it, make it, love it.

Damn, that’s so good.

I can’t argue with much here, but fucking Cracker Fucking Barrel is the balls ass fucking worst. What the fucking fuck?

....moreso

Three words for you, my man: PROMO. CODE. BLUMPKIN.

+1 email to Charles Shipan

The strange thing is that he was mostly fine during the year out there. Certainly not a Gold Glover, but able to make routine plays. He was a butcher out there this series.

Greg Maddux had fucking filthy stuff.

Sadly, due to the nature of the NFL, 26 is actually pretty darn old.

Thanks to the Colts, Pacers, Notre Dame, and IU, this state leads the country in “we do it differently here; we do it the right way” sports sanctimony.

“So he hurt his place where the poo comes out?”

Fantastic

This was one of the grossest yet.

Hated IPAs for the longest time. Finally acquired the taste for them, but I agree with what you’re saying here. The really good ones are amazing, though.

Bell’s is one of my very favorite breweries, but I’m inclined to agree. This is, you know, fine.

They’re only really useful to me when I’m mowing the lawn (DEADCAST!!!!).

The best fit would be Teen Wolf, but only after he was mentored by Season 2 Dylan from 90210. NOBODY DENIES THIS!