Randy Gregory is from Nebraska, not LSU, no?

I’m sick of all the negativity around here. That’s it, I’m gonna fuck ALL of these celebrities.

The staff at a restaurant I used to frequent and became friends with often said “Monday-Saturday we work for tips, but on Sunday we work for Jesus.”

I'm not saying he's wrong here, but it's hard to take his recommendations seriously after that whole goddamn cereal thing.

The fuck is wrong with some of you savages? Commenters, specifically.

I'm not sure this is the best fix, but it's certainly better that what we have now.

Man, my Racers had some tough luck this postseason.

I'm pretty sure they don't play in Dallas anyway, I'm going to have to verify.

Good list. Tennis balls are insanely versatile.

Will this hurt his chances of making the American 3 on 3 Olympic team?

But that's last year's chart.

Man, I think Craig is hilarious. Otherwise, solid list.

He's right, though. This is dumb as dogshit.

Teddy got crushed in 1912 because his party boned him over after he won all the primaries and the political machine gave the nom to Taft. He had to split and start his own party, splitting the Republican vote. He likely would have beaten Wilson had the primary results been honored.

Hit by a car is way too low on this list.

Yup, skim= pink here, too.

#1 is absolutely correct, not sure about the rest as it was totally superfluous.

Goddamn it, Burneko is good and funny and the stuff he tells me to cook tastes good. He's also correct about these videos and candy corn and Skyline chili.

This is correct and inarguable, Albert.

This series has become a daily highlight. Good work, and I'll be seeking this out.