Well as a short person who is not thin, I will certainly be without pants if they go under. They have the Only Pants That Fit. Sigh.

Probably when they fit in their "Girls Gone Wild" onesies.

They were so depressing to watch on Couples Therapy. They have no business even continuing to date, let alone raising a family.

I'm still waiting to collect on "loose weight."

The father told deputies that Johran dropped his hands as if to grab something, so he opened fire. Johran was shot in the head and died at the scene.

Her horns killed it!

I knew this...and yet.....

Andrea Martin's timing was so fantastic in this scene. "Spanakopita!"

First thought

I love this type of humor.

Kelly is the BEST. Love, love, love!

How the hell does one get one's body paralel with the ground? I was happy this morning that I made it to my kitchen without tripping over a cat and ending up in this pose on the actual ground.

I read that and I wanted to just attack my laptop. Like physically snap it in two and throw it out the window. I have a decent amount of savings, but after I pay all my bills, the day after payday, I'm lucky if my checking account is in the double digits.

I'm not a Christian Scientist, but I am a former journalist. The Christian Science Monitor is pretty well-respected in secular circles, especially for its coverage of religion issues. For example, one of its reporters won a Pulitzer for covering the Srebrenica massacre.

Not that it matters AT ALL but the plant is not in Knoxville, it's in Oak Ridge, which is its own city and is in another county.