That Suburban was the true hero of that movie.

Buy a Volvo and if Saab were still in business, a Saab.

The only time my VW didn’t have lights on the dash was when the electrics died.

“ But the key is then you take that $15,000 you saved, and you buy another car that you actually desire. $15,000 can get you something used and interesting almost no matter what your tastes are. “

It’s second only to Saab’s pathological commitment to safety, really...

Give me polarizing and “ugly” over boring like everything else. We need more stylists trying weird shit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I see one every morning in my driveway.

“Police have stated that his license plate is “very distinctive””

This, right here, is why Jalopnik will always be great, no matter how much the editors, Gawker Media, or Nick Denton himself might try to fuck it up.

“Secretly awesome”.

I don’t understand, it looks just like the rear of the Impala?

The Taurus SHO. It's a fine looking sedan, if not a bit on the bloated side. Now if they'd add an option for bench seats with a column gear selector, and dog dish hubcaps, I'd be sold.

Anything that gets them to my house during the daylight, just once please

Psshhh. I jerk with both hands. #JesusTakeTheWheel

That's why I always let my passenger jerk for me. #BothHandsOnTheWheel

ha ha ha ha nice car. You saw this article pop up on Jalop and you were like... "YESSS!!! THIS ONES ABOUT MEEE!!" Awesome, Rock On! Love them lines.

Take your pick of any reliable car / truck / suv with a good heater, add a set of snow tires, and don't drive like an idiot.

Ownership bias.

Jalopnik doesn't have nearly enough Saab porn.

3800 Series II. Lots of horspower (for its day), torque, smoothness, durability, and reliability. Back in the day, full-size cars like the LeSabre were rated at 30mpg highway with it.