All I know is Fresh Air and Terri Gross and the fact that bison is delicous.

Someone please explain this to me. I don’t get it.

The original song is terrible. None of the lyrics rhyme.

I'm gonna play dumb. Who is the white guy?

God, y'all too?

You need to learn reading comprehension.

It's meth.

I read the headline as "taking incredible shit."

I'm more unsettled by the fact that all I said was that Kat needs to learn joy and my comment was summarily deleted.

Bears aren't hypermasculine gay men. They are just stockier, hairy gay men. Some of the nelliest gays I've known are bears.

Or don't learn joy. Whatever.

No, but that's because I don't get the Jennifer Lawrence adoration.

Please learn joy.

Try to watch this without screaming "I LOVE YOU, LAVERNE. PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR BEST FRIEND AND PLAY BARBIES WITH ME AND TALK SHIT ABOUT HOW MY BARBIES ARE TACKY AND DRESS LIKE SAD REJECTED REAL HOUSEVWIVES CAST MEMBERS." Just give it a try.

Your geometry teacher's work is done.

This comment needs a "stupid disclaimer."

OMG. I didn't want to play the video because I get squicked out too easily, and I looked at the picture and, I was really confused. Like, I didn't get what happened. The minutes later I realized HIS FOOT IS OVER THERE. OH. MY. GOD.

I didn't see the dog shit once.

Jezebel should pay to see the unphotoshopped photos.

The entire city of Cleveland sounds like an abused girlfriend.