Are we really defending LeBron's bitch ass pussy whiny shitfest?

Nothing about sky law?

If you don't see Franco Beans, it's not nude.

That was just sad, man, like, really, really sad.

Oh, good. So I'm right? I was genuinely confused.

I though basic meant like an unrefined dumb ass? Am I wrong?

You read about some white girl's relationship with her smoothie.

So what? A male rapper can't cry?

Why equate Chelsea to having balls? Why use a male-related descriptor to describe her hutzpah. Can't she just have hutzpah as a woman? How does this move feminism forward?

No one gets made a CEO of an international corporation for the sake of having a female or minority CEO. Jesus Christ, give the woman some credit.

Why not "Breasts for the Cure?" It seems like a missed opportunity.

Also, you know the school I chose NOT to go to despite getting in? Yale, because everything they sent me had the word "hispanic" on it. I didn't want to get into college because of my race. I wanted to get in because I felt like I earned it.

Actually, I was calling homegirl up there a honkey. I had really high SAT and ACT scores, and I think I got, like, the highest score you can get on the SAT writing. I was a sophmore my second semester because of all the AP tests I took. I had plenty of extracurriculars. Outstanding recommendations, blah, blah, blah. I…

"OH and PS: UT desperately needs diversity, it is a overwhelmingly white school."

And why shouldn't race be a factor? I'm Latino, and my first class at UT was a huge 350 intro to journalism course. My first day, I did a head count of the fellow Latinos in the class. (I'm from San Antonio so that many white people was just a different world to me.) So out of 350 students do you know how many Latinos…

Yeah, this Latino got into UT with a 3.89 GPA WITHOUT the 10% rule. I was one person shy of being in my class' top ten percent. Suck it, honkey.

I want to see the clip in the back of her head that has the rest of her face.

Go home, Botox, you're drunk.

I know this is Deadspin and not homosexual Gawker, but I am in love with you.