I’m an old and it takes me forever to finish games and I read this because I know I don’t have the time to finish this game. I never even finished the original FF7.

I think this is just you.

How else is she supposed to breathe? 

Interesting, I didn’t have that problem at all.

Super Mario 64 is hugely important and has a ton of impact even to today, but the actual game is a little too rough around the edges for me to put it in the top spot like this. I loved it as a kid, but I really struggled to return to it a couple years back when the Super Mario 3D All-Stars pack came out (especially…

If he dies, he dies.

My first CD :’)

It’s all about risk assessment. If X animal is running across the street and I can slow down or stop to avoid it, I will, it’s not like I see a squirrel and floor it. But if the options are hit it, because I can’t avoid it, or make a dangerous maneuver to avoid it and possibly get in a wreck, again depends on the size…

I have a tape with this same cover.

Ha! Awesome.

Same. I was thinking “I need to find this CD”, the entire read of this article.

Hasn’t the guy been an A-lister for a while now? His GoT hype never really died down and Mandalorian basically cemented him as an A-lister.

Ah yes, getting offended on behalf of *shuffles deck* Walmart employees because MrBeast *shuffles deck* came in the store and asked an employee if he could check in the back for the product he’s selling.

Yes 2 different PCs. No I don’t think you can SLI 30 series cards either.

If I’m reading a review about Helldivers II, I don’t want to read about the technical problems of Kotaku’s website. 

I have nothing against Ridley or her character but FFS can Star Wars as an IP just move past the fucking Skywalker saga bullshit already? No more Skywalkers. No more Palpatines. No more Solos or Calrisseans or Chewbaccas or ANY of the INSANELY NARROW set of characters in this gigantic fucking universe. MOVE. THE.…

No. See, I’m a gamer. I’m an adult with a mortgage, a wife, children, a career, and in my limited spare time I like to play and read about videogames. I do not hate women or threaten them and their families over their portrayal of fictional characters.

Meanwhile, the Sportsball fans are universally renowned for being sane, reasonable, well-adjusted people, yeah?