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“No silly plot lines necessary.“ Read more

I’ve never owned or driven a vehicle with a steering wheel lock to the best of my knowledge. So I didn’t know this. I don’t think that necessarily means I’m stupid. If someone has never encountered a steering wheel lock, how can they be expected to know?

Here ya go (Disclaimer: Not my creation)

Yeah, it doesn’t even feel like armchair quarterbacking to say, “I would’ve handled this differently.” It’s such an extreme reaction to playful criticism.

Yep, I can see many specific places in this concept art as it appears in the game, almost exactly. I love the game overall but the aesthetics are definitely the best aspect.

Really? I thought that one of the things that the game did excellent job at was translating the concept art into the game itself. I can tell with a single glance where most of those areas are set to. 

Or how about just no penalty and have him change the name? Read more

Streisand effect in full force.

“But that stands alongside the fact that, as Agent 47, you play as a cruel, dishonest man who will kill whoever he’s told to further the interests of the powerful, shadowy figures who call the shots. Hitman games feel classier than might be imagined if you explained their title and premise to someone who doesn’t play… Read more

I can just imagine Jack, disheveled and sloughing to his kitchen. Sits down with his coffee, half asleep, and grabs the paper. As he slowly begins to comprehend what’s on the front page, his eyes widen and the biggest shit-eating grin forms. Read more

Season 3 was one of the best seasons of all of them. You're streets behind

Some of my favorite episodes come in the later seasons. The MeowMeowBeanz and Ass Crack Bandit episodes are definitely worth a watch.

You’re entitled to your wrong opinion about season 3 (Remedial Chaos Theory, Pillows and Blankets, Documentary Filmmaking Redux, etc.), but still this looks cool too.

I definitely had more fun being a sneaky sneak. I took it as a personal challenge to clear a building without ever being seen. Was a lot more fun than just running in and shooting everyone.

I see a line of cars and I want to paint them Musou black.
With sparkles and sunlight both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly gasp away
Like a starscape way, it just happens every day

Look. It is just a simple fact. When I want something, I dont want to pay for it.... So I just walk through the door. Alright? And if I get by, its mine. ALL mine.

I do like stealing. Its as simple as that.

I was caught stealing once, when I was five. 

“Looks fun, but that clip required a whole lot of suspension of disbelief. There were atleast 4 different occasions in that fight alone where something with auto-tracking and a gun that big would have dropped Mackie in less than a second.  Read more

You GTFO with your logic