I hate to say it, but as far as trolling goes, at least this kid puts some effort into it.

Methinks the lady/man doth protest too much.

Found the dude hate wanking to Amouanth videos...

Microsoft: “See, we’re not very good at making videogames... So, can we buy Act/Bliz now, please? We promise, we’ll still kind of suck, just maybe not as much?”

“The textures are wonky. The AI is underwhelming. The font is stupid. There are performance issues. Well, duh. What did you expect?”

Meh, this seems like the kind of game that me and my buddies would buy on sale for $10 or play if went on Game Pass for a while. Have some fun with a few drinks and move on fairly quickly.

At this point, Chuck Norris IS an impersonator doing Chuck Norris.

I came here to mention that clearly sobriety and cocaine are not mutually exclusive in your mind.  Then I read the rest of the comments and realized how redundant it would be.

Good point. I think you’ve probably hit on the real reason.

So I’m legit coming from a position of ignorance here, but I thought the whole appeal was going out and hunting Pokemon in the real world.  Are there other things to do in the game?

I understand, but it’s like those dumb mobile games or whatever that are like “Pay $5.99 to skip the grind” and it’s like, if you’re actively paying money to skip playing the game, why play the game at all? Would it be worth getting mad about if they suddenly made if $8.99 to skip the grind, or would you just find…

I guess. Admittedly, I have never played the game, but I thought the whole purpose was going out into the real world to hunt pokemon.  If you’re paying money so you don’t have to go out into the real world to hunt Pokemon, why not just play one of the myriad other Pokemon games where you don’t have to leave your home?

At least “house of mouse” usually takes the place of “Disney” as a pronoun. I mean the headline could have said “Sonic Maker Is the Next Union Battleground” or just left it out entirely and gone with “Sega.”  Nobody every says “Disney, the house of mouse,...”

Right? That was my first thought too!

Wasn’t the whole point of Pokemon GO to go outside and hunt Pokemon? I feel like I’m missing something here... If the devs are selling you a way to avoid the core of playing the game, and your complaint is that it’s too expensive, maybe that’s just proof that it’s not really the game for you?

Good article, but kindof a weird headline.  I think most people reading this would have known who Sega is without the addition of “Sonic Maker.”

Then you should be fully aware that almost every RE game has had some way of unlocking overpowered weapons after your first playthrough, so I’m really not sure what to tell ya.

Tell me you haven’t played Resident Evil without telling me that you haven’t played Resident Evil.

Yeah, I was tempted to add something about her too, then I decided the less said about Jenny McCarthy the better.  At least Gina Cerano can be used as a cautionary tale...

Little known fact, both William Shatner and Celine Dion bathe in vats of pre-production Canada Dry in order to stave off the necrotic effects of death. The resulting concoction is then sold to consumers as the Canada Dry soda we have come to know and love.