Powersurgeon
Powersurgeon
Powersurgeon

You fucking kneeler! Just admit the show sucked. It was objectively bad. 

Kobe actually had dinner with Cesar Romero.

Darren Rovell’s death comes with unexpected guilt. The guilt of me, who thanks in part to his error (making someone else’s death about yourself) got to experience extreme schadenfreude. Rest In Peace, Darren. I’m sorry my joy came with your pain.

THIS! Throw Mnuchin in Jail for dodging a subpoena. Throw Barr in Jail for the same. Make them choose between their cushy lives and their love for Donald Trump and watch them fold. 

Coaches will simply save their challenges, wait until after the 2 minute warning and then run EXCLUSIVELY HAIL MARY plays, challenging PI on each until they get a desired result. Drawing a PI flag will be easier than drawing a foul in basketball. 

I think they had a pretty solid idea. I think it needs some tweaking, like the ones that you suggest.

You should try a sensory deprivation tank. It is like you disappeared from Planet Earth for an hour. 

THANOS shows up. Dany breathes dragonfire on him. He laughs and snaps his fingers. Dragon turns to dust. Dany falls out of the sky. Splat.

Dead babies cannot grow up to be dead soldiers. 

I believe he also used to own the property where Trump built his Chicago tower (on the site of the former Sun-Times building).  

We ain’t seen nothing yet. Just wait until the Saints PI rule goes into effect. 

When he burns down Kings Landing, don't say you didn't see it coming. 

couldn’t they just remake it so Aeris lives? And like CLOUD dies instead? 

4th Worst Record and you get the 7th Pick?

There were many more allusions to her striving to be a patient, empathetic, and wise ruler. But I guess *I* am the stupid one for taking them at face value. 

If it was always intended for her to go nuts, then WHY WAS SHE PRESENTED AS A SYMPATHETIC PROTAGONIST FOR 7.5 SEASONS? 

No there aren’t. That is behavior that an intelligent diabolical entity would engage in. The TRUMP Org is just mean spirited and pigheaded. 

I thought the same thing when the Reggie Miller Pacers were playing the Jordan Bulls. 

Don’t forget about putting Dusty Rhodes in a polka-dot singlet.