I’d love to see him offer to give up his seat and take a job as a cashier or retail associate or maybe a delivery person or server. And then encourage all of his friends and family to do the same. If you want to get this economy “going” again, get your ass out there on the front lines. Make it happen, captain.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

God damned Ronald Reagan getting elected was the real gut punch that made me realize the hippies lost and the majority of boomers are full of shit.

And Jeffrey Epstein didn’t commit suicide.

Well, shit. I’m going to miss this place. It’s a good group of writers and commenters and I don’t have the desire or energy to seek out someplace similar online. I guess I’ll just start doing my actual job instead of spending so much time on here...

Same here. I was never much of a commenter because the rest of you are so fucking good at it, and this is probably my tenth burner, but god damn it I'll miss this place. Feels like I've been reading the site forever.

This is the fucking worst. They’re doing it. They’re killing Deadspin.

I was thinking this the whole time he was talking. Take a couple quick shots, maybe sideline routes? You’re not going for the TD, you’re going for a few positive yards to set up the chip shot. It is true that Trubisky sucks, but an incomplete doesn’t get you into clock trouble.

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Oh thank gods. It’s pushing 11:00 am Monday on the East Coast, and there was only one post. Ever since Splinter got abruptly taken out behind the barn, I get nervous about longs gaps like that.

Trump's whole posture seems to change. It's like that scene in Superman, but sad rather than impressive.

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

Nope. Nagy had the option of trying to get the ball closer for an easier kick in Philly. He chose not to and said he would learn from that mistake.

True, Nagy also tunnel visioned in on the kicking problem as the BIGGEST reason they lost the NFC championship game. Seemingly ignoring other deficiencies the team had. Also screw Matt Nagy for screwing over my fantasy football team

This is really a non-story. On the list of reasons they lost today, that missed kick came in about 6th. Making the kick would have just covered up all those other problems that led to a last second FG attempt being necessary, which is exactly what happened when they beat Denver.

It wasn't just that drive.  3 drives had a first and goal.  3 field goals were the result.  They really should have been up 21-7 at the half.

Nixon, is that you? I thought you were dead!

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

Luhnow’s PR advisors should be fired. They’re real bad at their jobs.