This story has been passed around for a looooong time. I applaud your sense of humor, but I don't think this happened to you IRL.

I can vouch for the reality of the Dave Matthews anecdote. I had a friend that received his fecal matter all over her as she rode a tour boat down the Chicago River.

“She needs to give up that dream like yesterday.”

If you feel strongly that “You have not articulated a stance on the controversial issue of whether mass-murderers are good or bad, and therefore must hate America” is a charge deserving of a mature, serious response, then I must ask:

No, he does not have a point.

Vidal tapped the ball to Tevez, who blasted it in.

nope: https://youtu.be/sR4r5QesGIg

I went to a Cards-Royals game in KC several years ago. Always the worst series because of how Cardinal fans flood the stadium in their Eckstein jerseys. My friends and I take our seats in front of some St. Louis chubs who immediately want to start some "friendly" banter about what a treat it will be for us to see a…

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

I look at the shirt, think "Frankie Say Relax" and realize some things never change.

Flores went on the Sedano and Stink radio show tonight and mostly tried to downplay the "beef," explaining that it was simply a low-hanging joke that was "all in good fun," and that the two are obviously not going to fight.

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

I was just showing this to my wife a couple days ago. It's oddly prophetic now given The Body Issue that ESPN the Magazine has been putting out the last few years.

nah

Great. Now the 49er's Social Media Director and their Offensive Line Coach are both going to have presentations in training camp called "For God's Sake, Can't You Just Block Them"

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

In all fairness, Manchester City was not "dominated" by Hull City. MC had 74% possession and were consistently on the attack (probably 90% of the second half). More than anything, this match showed how little creativity they have in front of net (outside of Aguero). They kept going to the edges and crossing in, but…

Berahino could just refuse to sign a new contract and leave when the current deal expired, leaving them with nothing. Better to take a the crate of cash when it's dangling in front of your face than refuse and wind up with nothing.

Croatia hasn't done anything of note since becoming independent? They've got a third place in the World Cup in 1998 and two quarterfinal appearances in the UEFA Cup. What?

Big deal. Even if he walks from this case Hernandez has got to know he is still in big time trouble. With the league's new personal conduct policy, he's facing a six, maybe even eight game suspension.