His followup post on Instagram certainly didn't help his suspension.

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK, A MAN IS SAYING IT SO YOU CAN BELIEVE IT NOW.

Is it totally weird I am going to root for Harrison Ford and her to get back together?

oh god they're so cute i feel bad for waking them up

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My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

I actually love the idea of her keeping the money rather than helping conservative candidates win. Carry on, hockey mom!

The Save is the worst stat in sports (followed by the pitcher Win), for it bizarrely forces managers to manage the game to the stat, and almost always counter to optimal talent use, rather than merely documenting an event.

But what does the aggrieved mayor of some podunk town which happens to be home to 60,000 Bosnians think of all this?

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

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"Damn it, blimp."

I'm a Truther Truther. Truth is, the government sucks at doing things. The government can't pave a fucking road, much less do a drone strike without incinerating a wedding party in Yemen. What makes you think they can perpetrate massive, decades-long conspiracies? Having worked in government, including at levels where…

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Regional and cultural, Sam.

Mark Sanchez just found his dream center.

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