Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

I think the stop sign speaks for all of us.

I think it was a mistake to label the video "Ray Rice determined to attack inside elevator."

Head architect Grigory Potemkin has some really beautiful plans for it, though.

I mean the real question here is why didn't she just leave the kids with her Nanny, Chef, or Chauffeur?? It just makes no sense.

If Vin Scully is America's grandpa, then Hawk Harrelson must be its Drunk Uncle.

Wow! Thanks, Mean Clint!

It seems like there's a simple solution: don't allow html in burner posts. Only text. It seems like this would be super easy.

Instead, now they are planning to meet up again somewhere between Nova Scotia and Ireland.

No, knocking women out is not what feminism is all about.

Duffy Dyer went on to work for the Baseball Hall of Fame, where he now oversees the plaque department.

Do you feel like you have no choice in the matter? Like you're powerless?

Chris Archer kissed his bicep after striking out DANIEL NAVA last year. Spare me. When did the Rays become the judge of what's ok in baseball? But Joe Maddon is so quirky! Fuck off.

dropping a full beer on a Cardinal fan's head sounds like $9 well spent no matter what way you spin it.

O AN HE SEXY

Only Brad Paisley is allowed to suck at a Brad Paisley concert!

Is it really that cynical to say that Lebron learned firsthand that the way he handled Decision 1 was a terrible mistake that led to him being vilified, and as a result he was smart enough to choose a different tone this time? If you think these things aren't calculated, you are beyond naive.