China used Hydro Pump.

Finally the future can begin.

+1 biggest A pitching at the Big A.

A "Colon-ripper" is a pretty good way to describe the way the Angels have played this season.

This is a nice departure from the usual behavior of Pujols and Colon, who are otherwise considered baseball's two biggest assholes.

And yet no one complains about Brigham Young, a school that's outspokenly for-prophet.

"The show, which Walsh wanted to call the Ace Awards"

You mean it tells you that his job is to have sex on camera for money?

I'd be awfully tempted to ask for lobster or clam chowder or shrimp, since I've got a shellfish allergy, and then be all "HAHA! ON MY OWN TERMS, FUCKERS!"

Aaryn's parents misspelled "Aryan" wrong.

...And that's only the second most ridiculous game-tying celebration in Miami, next to trying to re-enter the stadium.

C'mon, Dom. You're better than making something out of an innocuous comment like that.

Reaaaaallllllllly? You might want to revisit the highlights of 20th century Germany, you European historian, you.

Sounds like somebody is finally sick of all the Jets coverage.

Dwight played this all wrong. If you don't want to stay with Kobe, you're supposed to at least get a giant fucking ring out of it.

Yeah, this reminds me of those news stories where an abused/rescued puppy is shown on the news, so the shelter is flooded with calls to adopt the "little angel," but when the shelter says the dog has already found a home, none of the callers want one of the other hundreds of puppies needing homes just as much.

"It was great!"

@tylerseguin92 Sorry, account was hacked. I AM a cow. Moo.

And the best part of that is if the game turns out to be a barn burner, the barn will be rebuilt quickly.