I understand Penn St removing the Paterno statue. But relocating it to an abandoned dump was a little harsh.

Chief Dodson

Cheer up, Boston fans - at least this twin-killing isn't attributable to David Ortiz.

Alternate headline: "Five Fans Hit Half Court Shots, Are Punished with Sacramento Kings Season Tickets"

You're absolutely explaining this badly. Mostly because this is not "a victory for gay rights". This should be a celebration of equality and triumph over antiquated, bigoted ideals. You say "steals focus," but why should the focus be on anyone at all? Isn't that the whole point?

“Can you imagine, you’re out to dinner with your wife, your four kids and your mother-in-law, and someone calls you the N-word and starts to get physical?”

The worst thing is, Sam didn't think the sunset was going to come, so he left the beach early before it ended

That beeping you heard was fans frantically trying to get out of the parking garage in the third quarter.

"Let us back in! We paid good money to see this Heat playoff game!"

Unnecessary. Bill Simmons and the Sopranos have both given us so many great moments that they had already blended together in our minds.

"The mysterious girl looked just like a Hollywood movie star, (you know the one I mean), only not quite so litigious."

I'm sure crowds of chanting German people didn't unnerve anyone in Boca Raton.

The Ravens cut him, so feel free to continue not liking them. :)