“We will see” is basically the only response from someone who inexplicably supports Republicans despite being in line to be incredibly hurt by their policies. They can’t think abstractly. Has it happened yet? No? Then we’ll see. Yeah, you’ll see all right. Good luck, lady.

Maybe I’m a hopeless optimist, but I think it will be very different in 2020. For one thing, I *hope* the Democrats won’t be naive enough to nominate someone else with the kind of baggage Clinton carried - it may not have been fair, but after 25 years of being told how awful she was, I’m sure that stuck with a lot of…

The Streisand Effect strikes again.

The Streisand Effect strikes again.

They really shouldn’t have let Magary ref all Northwestern’s games in the tournament.

Why should they stand when he doesn’t have to?

Greg Abbott can go ahead and re-enact that scene from “Mac and Me” that Paul Rudd was always playing on Conan.

This is a good reminder that authorities like CBP are heavily made up of right wing nuts who wanted the job specifically so they could harass brown people. It’s a banner day for them.

Simpsons did it.

I’m surprised Trump would pick a fight with the CIA given that he seems like the sort of person who believes they had JFK assassinated.

This is like when Casey Kasem wouldn’t say the name of George Michael’s “I Want Your Sex” except somehow even older and whiter.

Dude, you are SO wrong. Bad coffee is BAD. It’s true that not all “good coffee” is great just because it costs more but there is a specific taste to bad coffee (the kind you get at a hotel, or out of a vending machine, or at IHOP) that is *barely* palatable if you know what coffee is supposed to taste like.

Hey, people need to boo Trump and Pence now. It’s pretty clear we’re only a couple months away from lese-majeste laws going into effect to protect that large baby’s fragile ego.

Just when you thought there was a chance that “saner” Republicans like Ben Sasse might act as some sort of check on Trump’s fascism. Fuck off, bro.

Mayweather might still be the biggest piece of shit in this photo but at least he’s also the only one who’s good at his job.

If it stops him from knee-jerkingly calling for assassinations when he loses on Election Night, that alone would be worth it

If that were true, wouldn’t we have found a pillow on his face?

Remember when the Miami superteam took a while to gel and we were all excited by how “bad” they were, starting 9-8 in their first 17? And then they won 12 straight games and it was off and running, and they made the Finals four years in a row. Golden State will probably be fine.

I don’t think you can play him in the outfield. I know it’s the World Series, and I know it’s the Cubs in the World Series, but you risk giving up an awful lot on defense even apart from the potential of a re-injury. Let’s not forget this team won 103 games (well, technically 101) without Schwarber. Have him be the…

“Hi, Sacramento. Why don’t you have a seat right over there?”