CORRECTION: For every instance of the word news, please read “news.”

Since most teams are owned by out-of-touch white billionaire assholes, I’m going to go ahead and not feel bad about this. They want to waste their money talking about Benghazi like anyone outside the GOP base gives a fuck, be my guest!

“[T]he 103-win Cubs are one step closer to losing the sympathy of non Chicagoans around the country.”

That feeling when you’re so excited to have a black friend you forget that he’s anti-Israel and has multiple wives

Well, it’s NOT the kind of person he is, so color me unconvinced.

What’s sad is how good of a question this is. Trump is unbelievably awful, of course, but the fact that he’s SO boorish and turns a lot of people off just by being himself almost tamps that down a little on a global level. The fact that Pence was named “winner” of a debate in which he just lied constantly gives a…

I hate to be this asshole but you seem a smidge confused about the definition of oblivious.

#HasPascalLandedYet

The main problem - the same one the Greens have - is that because our political system incentivizes having just two major parties, relatively normal libertarian candidates have just found a place within the Republican Party (see: Rand Paul; Johnson himself back when he held actual political office). As such, the…

I didn’t say they couldn’t, I said you SHOULDN’T.

In a way, Pulisic saved the day. But in another, more accurate way, Schurrle saved the day.

Wait, a Trump backer praising an illegal immigrant refugee? Hmm.

“Hello Cleveland!”

Even if Hillary *were* actually about to die, how would that even help Trump? Are there people who are like “of all the people who could possibly become president, my top two choices are Hillary first, and then Trump, so if Hillary is too sick, guess I have to move on to number two?” Hell, if you’re a conservative who…

So true. We definitely don’t have literally fifty years of evidence that Trump is racist or anything!

Absent everything else that’s terrible about him, I just think we can’t have a president who’s stupid enough to think that tweet was a good idea.

Yeah, but think about how embarrassing it would have been to the ticket if the media caught him eating a slice of pizza with a knife and fork.

Guy is just clueless. “Look, this guy’s GF didn’t want to go, so instead of finding a soldier to give it to, he gave it to the ball-grabbing douchecanoe. How could anyone object to that?”

Get Wondo outta there at halftime please kthxbye

Bradley Whitford has done a hell of a job with the Cubs this year, though.