The Chargers must be really excited about the prospect of getting that close to a Lombardi Trophy.

Even assuming that the lack of roads in general didn’t present a problem, there are too many things in the way to cross the continent in just a Jeep if the government hasn’t already done the job of blasting tunnels through mountains and building bridges across massive rivers for you. You’d have to drive all the way…

Wait, Jose Mourinho is a whiny dick at every second except while being handed a trophy? That doesn’t seem right...

This was the plot of “Fail-Safe,” wasn’t it?

Of course, can't really blame a black guy for not wanting to get pulled over in the St. Louis area.

But will Hillman College also cut its tie with the Huxtable family?

At first that just looked fake - like how could the ball have taken that path? - but eventually you see the deflection. One of those million-to-one things you couldn’t reenact if you tried.

Maybe he could change it to “Calvin Dolezal” next

Lock him and Marlins Guy in a room and tell them you’re not opening the door until one of them is dead. Then shoot whichever one comes out.

When Germany faced the only-recently-having-a-team-at-all Gibraltar (a team made up almost entirely of semi-pro players with day jobs) in Euro qualifying, Low said he wanted Germany to set their all-time scoring record. It only finished 4-0, which I think was a bit of karmic justice.

He shits when he wants, he shits when he wants
Ben Bishop, he shits when he wants

Live by the three...

Typical of Wilbon, and really of most of these big-name idiots. If they decide to focus on something, it’s the greatest injustice in the history of sport. But if they don’t want to care about something, then no one should ever talk about it. This is the same guy who constantly rants about the use of statistics in…

Smith really needs to stop listening to that little voice in his stomach.

Bruce was great on CSI.

Where in this piece was the strong condemnation of headphone attacks????

Although I don't disagree with the broader sentiment generally, as a college coach you'd ALWAYS be leaving players when taking a new job, so unless you thought you would or should have stayed at VCU for 30 years, this was inevitable. In many ways VCU is lucky he stayed as long as he did. Most guys would have bolted…

Yeah, this. Bartman is the obvious answer, but if Gonzalez turns the double play, the inning is over. And Bartman is forgotten anyway.

Idlewild! The Remote Part is one of my favorite albums. Drew and I should just go up to people in bars and be like "'Tell Me Ten Words' should have been what 'Clocks' was for Coldplay!"

Frank Gore and Andre Johnson, huh? Man, the Colts are gonna win the SHIT out of the 2002 Rose Bowl.