This has already been explained below, but the point is that Baer refers to the Giants as San Francisco's only professional sports team in spite of the fact that the 49ers still call themselves the San Francisco 49ers. It's an implied smackdown of their attempt to keep representing the city in name while playing…

Nice little burn on the 49ers there by Larry Baer.

Fox turned into a hardcore anime channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.

As a set decorator for pornographic movies, I would like to register my objection to this blatant example of generalization.

Yeah, no one EVER talks about the Cardinals. They're so far outside the headlines. Except for the 800 times a year someone sucks their dick about having the "best fans in baseball" (note: not remotely true) and inevitable shitty profiles like this get written. It's like a Zen koan. Can you be outside the headlines…

It must be *some* sort of chain because there's one up in Belton, also.

It's pretty much "Crap Emails from a Dude," isn't it? I will confess that I still enjoy singing to it when it comes on the radio but it's rather petty.

In a subsequent update, she states that "as soon as we cut off the live shot, I went over and checked on him" and says she called the police for him. So that's not NOTHING, I guess. Was hardly the worst crash anyone's ever seen, after all.

Careful carrying that water - if it spills, a few more workers might die of heat stroke.

The cabin-fever eventuality of the people playing reminds me of the underseen Canadian movie Waydowntown, in which a group of people working in the same indoor complex compete to see who can go the longest without going outside.

That's really only because the current federal administration isn't particularly interested in enforcing the federal law, not because state law inherently wins. One reason why getting weed off the ground in Colorado was tricky is that a lot of banks didn't want to handle weed money for fear that the feds would turn…

Now she knows why most famous people have assistants do that kind of thing for them.

Don't forget the end of the Watford/Leicester playoff semi two years ago, possibly the most ridiculous ending to a soccer game there's ever been (and I say that as a Man City fan who got a pretty crazy finish one year earlier).

Given that Equatorial Guinea had no business even being in this tournament had they not agreed to take on last-minute hosting duties (which is, I suppose, fair enough), you'd think the fans would be satisfied with a semifinal appearance.

Yeah, this makes no sense to me. Like, two 14-year-olds have sex. And then they're each charged with sexual assault of a child. Eh? Is this going to teach them anything other than that the justice system loves making examples of people?

Actually, she had no opponent in the general election - that's Texas for you. She defeated an incumbent in the Republican primary (by attacking him as not sufficiently conservative) by a big 693 votes.

Ordinarily I'm not in favor of mass sterilization, but I'm willing to make an exception for "Beliebers."

What do you expect from a place that thinks cuttlefish are called "cuddle fish?"

Of course, if he weren't a keeper, there's no way that wouldn't have been a foul ON him, but hey.

Your inability to understand how statistics work doesn't mean that numbers lie.