Finally an answer for why the Jaguars are just this bad: they REALLY hate that mascot.

House Republicans: we're so serious about compromise that we're working to add even MORE non-starter provisions to our already non-starting spending bill.

How did he Nazi that coming?

The Cincinnati Tiger Shrimp?

Man, James Franco is EVERYWHERE.

"So I just shouldn't have used my hands?" - Woody Hayes

Hey, he said he watched it when it was on television. It's not his fault it was never on television.

I don't know if we just watched different games or what. I remember Toure and Silva taking one speculative shot each and that was about it. The problem for me was that the distributors were unable to connect with the strikers, and that had a lot to do with Cardiff clogging the final third and getting in front of the…

How is it overloaded with strikers? The only true strikers out there were Dzeko and Aguero; guys like Navas, Silva, Fernandinho, and Toure all CAN score but they're more typically about distribution and controlling the ball. The issue for me was too much passing, in fact. Cardiff were dead set on disrupting City's…

It's a terrible name to give your kid, but NOOOOOOOO.

Had this exact thought. The irony is palpable.

Maybe eat slower, Greg.

You can hardly compare it straight up like that, considering that even in a best-case, soccer is not now and probably will never be more than the #4 pro sport in this country. Plus the teams in England have in most cases existed for decades; MLS itself isn't even 20. It takes time to build these things.

It's also the day Frank Zamboni died. True hockey fans know what I mean.

Dan Snyder then walked up to Darrell Green and handed him a bag with a big dollar sign on it. "Oh, good," Green said, "my laundry is done."

Man, are those moms (especially Katie's) in contention for Greatest Mom of All Time or what?

Wait - since Kemp had no protection, he got to hit all day? If Kemp had no protection, it stands to reason he would be more likely to get pitched around. Braun, at the time hitting in front of Prince Fielder, is the one who was going to see better pitches. Yet they had pretty similar seasons. It's obvious that…

The article's biggest crime may simply be the hacky web-journalism trope of mashing together two disparate topics that don't belong in the same breath because you lack anything particularly interesting to say about either of them on their own. Even if the "I'm skeptical of Holocaust survivors" argument wasn't phrased…

The obsession with them is pretty annoying, especially the idea of people having to line up two hours in advance. That said, that looks DELICIOUS AS SHIT and any suggestion otherwise is flat wrong.

God Bless America isn't the national anthem, Marc. A REAL AMERICAN WOULD KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!!