You have literally no idea how much English these guys know. All you can do is generalize based on a handful of on-field interviews (and it looked to me like Cespedes understood at least some of what Gomez was saying in English). And there's a big difference between "enough to get around town" and enough to get…

Look, that's as may be, but it isn't J.K. Rowling business. This book was released months ago - given that the journalists who eventually got Rowling and her publishers to admit it were, according to a previous story, tipped off by an anonymous Twitter account that deleted itself immediately afterwards, I'm fairly…

The book had only sold 1,500 copies. Then, "mysteriously," it was revealed that the book was actually by J.K. Rowling and sales went through the roof. I'm no wily private dick but it seems POSSIBLE this wasn't an accident.

Well, money probably played some sort of role too. But let's not act like this is somehow unique to the Patriots. If you were arrested on a capital murder charge tomorrow, your company wouldn't keep you on the books throughout the entire process of the case making its way through the legal system. It's true that…

The NFL and the Patriots aren't a court of law; they're not under that liability.

And it's worth noting that on Final Jeopardy, the producers explicitly tell the contestants, even before they see the question, whether the answer will be a "what" or a "who" (this saves time on writing, and also explains why you will often see a contestant who has left their screen blank but still wrote "What is" in…

EDA Rhino sounds like something that would have been the reason Ramirez had to stop playing Major League Baseball in the first place.

"No one's talked about me for six months, don'cha know!"

Sawmswon and Delilah?

Have they said whether they're keeping all of the... um... more controversial aspects?

She's really trying to milk this story, isn't she?

I'm sure it was very shocking for her, but the extent to which she is trying to milk (haw!) this story to gain fame for herself is pretty embarrassing.

A requirement of making the list should have been that "Bro" could easily be added to a punny name for the city. Brolumbus, Broulder, Santa Barbro, and Chicabro are clearly the top four.

I think you meant "Cronuts seem like they would be terribly awesome." I would shove six cronuts into my face this instant if given the opportunity.

Sort of impressed that ABC stuck with that the whole time rather than cutting on the assumption he might keep going.

Monsters University will be so disappointed when they find out Pippen doesn't have any eligibility left.

Those who missed received two season tickets.

Looking forward to the drama of Hernandez's 2028 conviction for armed robbery.

The wizard one juuuuust about works. The others are still pretty clearly dongs.

I had a similar accidental experience as a child when I took a sip out of a can of orange soda that, I only found out after taking the sip, someone had recently used as an ashtray.