I have no particular love for Kiper, but how well did his draft boards line up with the actual draft positions? If they were relatively close, it seems silly to pile on Mel if the lesson is that NO ONE knows anything about predicting NFL success going into the draft, including the people whose job it is to actually…

In what universe does "where you come from" involve a condom?

This would actually be the FIFTH Wild Things movie - there was a fourth installment cleverly called "Foursome." My favorite part of the Wild Things series is how all of them have pretty much the exact same basic plot. From that standpoint, doing an Amanda Knox version would actually be an improvement.

EVERY TIME YOU YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT!!!!

So how many people shitting on this post are truthers? Roughly all of them?

"Pussies."

Of course, the A-Rod steroids story - which is suggested, in the piece to which you link, to be a whole lot of nothing - turned out to be pretty much entirely true, so. Not to defend the Duke lacrosse thing, which was a fiasco, but it's clear you can't just write her off as a journalist forevermore over it.

I don't see it. Griner is a great player, but she's a great player within the context of the women's game. She's a dominant 6'8" center. The NBA hasn't had a dominant 6'8" center for at least four decades. Even if she could withstand the physicality of the NBA post, her ability to score would be completely shut…

Okay, this is a horrible question and I apologize for it in advance. But if your wife were to die suddenly, how long do you think it would be before you masturbated? Is there some sort of grief period, or is it just too natural an instinct? And would you be thinking about your wife while you were doing it?

Thou hast won the internets this noon.

Would you give a guy a foot wash?

Well, not like he has a type or anything.

So I assume Bilas is in full-on atonement mode for saying in 2011 that VCU had no business in the tournament? Put it all on Akron.

That was pretty good, but you do have to consider how many of those programs have changed coaches in the intervening period, while Krzyzewski is still doing his thing. Guess he kind of gets the last laugh there.

Apparently They Might Be Giants did the theme song. Still not a worse crime than that series of Dunkin Donuts ads they did a few years back.

You mean, like... grammar fanboys? Because you're just flat wrong, sorry.

Real Madrid already won the league last year. Barcelona may not have quite the same mystique that they had during their three straight titles from 2009-11, but this didn't start this season.

Looks like nine nominations previous to this year - including three from The Color Purple alone - but no wins. (The Color Purple, in fact, tied a record for most Oscar nominations, eleven, without a single win.)

Subway's "Febru-any" commercial also shows three people dressed up as Washington, Lincoln, and Franklin when presumably it is intending to reference Presidents Day. I know Franklin is a recognizable figure and easier to dress up as than, say, Andrew Jackson, a president who everyone knows from his appearance on…

According to dictionary.com, the first definition of "lavatory" is the bathroom, the second is "a flush toilet," and the THIRD is the sink. It could mean any of the three, theoretically. In this context I think the idea that she was sitting on the sink seems pretty unlikely.