Pistorius was so shocked by his girlfriend that he responded by putting two in the pink.

If you think that's bad, you should have seen Rand Paul try to give the Tea Party response while doing the Cinnamon Challenge.

*Wow* that's obscure.

Doesn't really explain "I'm gonna be a Buckeye fan" though. Just loves chestnuts?

I'll go if he names the menu the "Duke Puff List."

"Manti, are you gay?"

Were Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar up-and-coming swimmers who might have unseated Phelps at the 2012 trials?

Yeah, they omitted the "by a left-handed batter" part, which the linked page does clarify.

So he was after money... by trying to scam a non-pro... and also somehow had the money to hire an actress and fly her to Hawaii? No, this sounds totally plausible.

Not to mention that if they were hoping to get money out of him, maybe they should have waited a little longer before killing her off.

Okay? And what if the same thing had happened to Cutler? I think you missed the point entirely.

It's hilarious how the media wants to have it both ways. Clearly injured Jay Cutler comes out of a playoff game and doesn't return? SPINELESS PUSSY. Clearly injured Robert Griffin III doesn't ask out of a playoff game and his coach leaves him in? FIRE THAT COACH.

When I read Drew's quote of it on Twitter, I assumed it was like what he thought the question was asking. But having read the whole thing, you're clearly right as to Andrew's intentions. And I would definitely rather lose a hand than my wang. Take the left one, I'm barely using it!

A good sign of a really bad proposal is one that involves trading draft picks, since it is a dead giveaway that the person making the proposal knows absolutely zero about baseball.

This is true - but on the other hand, it's sort of irrelevant, since only one of the four members of NH's delegation (Shaheen) actually served in the NH legislature.

He said you have to admire the RESULT, which, since Mitchell's replacement got Detroit back into the game, is true. That doesn't mean you have to admire the action.

Yep! Those are the only two choices: either everyone gets to buy whatever guns they want, whenever they want, whyever they want... OR DICTATORSHIP!

This week's Nazi Simmons feels like only about a 5% exaggeration of True Simmons.

The Tigers also wouldn't have sniffed the playoffs with Fielder. Or Verlander. Or Jackson. This argument is exactly as specious as it's always been.

That, AND several historical Triple Crown winners have not won the MVP (just ask Ted Williams if the Triple Crown guarantees you an MVP award).