Is Twitter driving Rovell insane, or is he just a total cock? You make the call!

For most vegans the issue with eating animal products is that the animals could not consent to have those products used. Given that most of us are hoping against hope that we get a girl who will swallow, I think any vegan girl who does it is in the clear.

How exactly can Chait mention, with a straight face, MSU's inferiority complex while completely ignoring Michigan's almost cartoonish superiority complex?

Hey, remember when he defended his "men's rights" thing by claiming it was a joke? Yeah, me too.

I feel like the hardship suffered by North Conway's Dick Vitale - who probably gets harassed with "Awesome, baby!" jokes on a weekly basis - far outweighs the chance that people will read some tiny paper and assume that the famous Dick Vitale has been writing letters to its editor.

I think a better argument would be that Cowherd, who knows even less about economics than he does about sports, should probably just not be talking about unemployment on a damn sports radio show.

I like the Bruins' chances when the series goes back to Tampa, though.

I like the way Adelson completely ignores the fact that all the Derek Jeter moments he's talking about happened when Jeter was many years younger and therefore better at baseball. "Should the Yankees still be paying Babe Ruth's corpse? Listen, he may be just a skeleton now, but close your eyes and think of the home…

Good LORD.

She looks ready to "give me an O," all right.

I don't think Leitch should have been allowed to write that. Although I'm impressed it wasn't just "1908! 1908!" five hundred times.

@cookierojas: Oh, come on. Piniella's earned the right to sit guys if he wants to give them a day off. Especially considering it was raining last night at Shea - you think he wants Soriano slipping in left or something? If the Brewers don't like it, they should have considered not starting September 4-12 or whatever…

Curtis Enis would like a namecheck in your next poem.

Come on, wasn't this exact same post made last year? This is how the postseason ticket system works.

@Marth: The key with Houdini is that the guy who punched him didn't allow him any advance warning (and also hit him several times in succession), as well as that Houdini had a swollen appendix which subsequently ruptured. I'm guessing Blaine would be controlling enough not to allow anything like that to happen.

@roland_t_flakfizer: It works on so many levels!

I really hate Alex Ferguson, and United in general. And it's not just because I'm a City fan - in fact, one of my reasons for choosing City was to give me the best possible excuse to root hard against United every season. That guy's a great manager, sure, but he's just such a knob.

@WanderingBear: To be fair, what are the odds the Andorran national team could even avoid relegation from the Premier League? 100-to-1?

When you're drawing 13,000 for games in August during a playoff race, you don't get to complain about the potshots taken at your lousy fans.

Well, this in no way smacks of desperation. Don't get me wrong, a major league manager who handles his bullpen like he doesn't know who's in it from night to night deserves to be fired, but with 14 games left, that's a little weird. Especially since Doug Melvin's press conference basically absolved Yost of all blame…