At least the Metrodome will sell out when they're on the road.

@Free Matt Roloff: Do you mean when Bud ages 10-20 years he'll look like this guy does now, or when this guy ages 10-20 years he'll look like Bud does now? Either one seems possible.

Already more home runs as a Cub than in all of 2007 for the Cardinals. Suck it.

a debacle line 2004

Creamer > Wie. In more ways than one.

Why Is Every Word In That First Sentence (save two) Initial Capped?

Ronnie Woo Woo asks, "Can't we all just woo get along woo?"

If there's one place you can feel pretty safe saying Ramirez isn't going, it's the Cubs, who sort of already have a really expensive left fielder locked up for six more seasons. Plus even the Cubs aren't stupid enough to sign a guy who's clearly on the downswing of his career to the kind of contract he likely will…

How long will it take before pitchers figure out that Ramirez swings at everything and stop throwing him anything hittable?

God, can't we ever get over this? There isn't a person out there who wouldn't have done the same thing.

@UpstateUnderdog: "Jerry Jackola"? Man, 51 years with that name, it's amazing he hasn't been arrested for hitting someone with a golf club.

Dirtiest story about shark sex since Zeppelin.

That's pretty terrible, but would it be bad if I asked why she didn't just go to the police from the start? Isn't that usually where one goes to report a crime?

Cesar Izturis is not impressed.

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Yes, in fact they made a whole movie about them (which I see some people have already linked). I'm just confused by the fact that the Columbus Crew have hooligans.

What is the possible motivation for having those guys do their show from your house, other than being able to get them both within close range of your gun?

Most real Cubs fans aren't big Woo Woo fans, I find, but there are probably exceptions.

@Whitey Fisk: My thought was also that "by a third baseman" had been left out of there somewhere. I mean, ignore Sosa all you want - you're still leaving out Hack Wilson, Andre Dawson, Dave Kingman, Ernie Banks, Derrek Lee, Billy Williams, Ryne Sandberg, Hank Sauer, and even Rogers Hornsby.

But how will the all-priest team fare against the Bournemouth Gynecologists?

So, someone finally answered his three questions?