@twoeightnine: I saw a couple on a bus one time who I would have sworn were siblings until they started making out. I guess technically that doesn't rule it out...

@don_mynack: Get two, I'm not sharing with Caitlin!

Who let Randy Newman write the song in that video?

@quizzkid: +1

Whine-traub?

Will Leitch posts about Rick Ankiel: extremely homo.

John, the ocean called - they're running out of shrimp.

LenDale White Geological Time Scale of Video Game Technology:

Is he going to pitch every inning that Sheets doesn't?

@Kid Canada: +mille bornes

This sounds like a doubleplusgood policy by the Chiefs.

@MeSoHornsby: I think it's kind of a combined reference to both of them at the same time.

How did he ever think he was going to get away with it? He knows he and Madonna are both really famous, right?

TBD: To be defenestrated?

I know we're all pretty surprised that the sucker-puncher had a previous assault conviction.

The last-sentence first person singular! It's like Force-ghost Obi Wan, Anakin and Yoda showing up at the end of Return of the Jedi (until it was ruined with the substitution of Christensen, but you know what I mean).

Will is Keyser Soze!

"Hey, who's staying in the same hotel as a furry convention right now, GET 'EM!"

But can New York afford a carriage?

Wait, none of them were arrested for dealing meth?