I seem to recall once reading that Kevin Mitchell broke a tooth eating a microwaved donut. That's gotta be right up there, if I wasn't misled.

Al Gore, before he started looking like George Clooney in Syriana.

Turks and Caicos, as the plural names would suggest, is not a single island, but rather a group of more than two dozen. You are probably headed to one of them.

I can't decide whether this one is funnier, or the one where Garfield's word balloons are all removed.

@Its The Beer Talking: I believe it's a wingtip.

Is that the CD cover for the unreleased Tears for Fears album?

He's a true sack of crap. The day he either dies or leaves CBS will be a great one for college basketball fans everywhere.

That Post article is hysterically awful. Quoting Joe Anyone Yankees fans as to whether or not they believe that Jeter isn't a good fielder? That's like doing an article on how Rick Ankiel isn't God and going to Leitch for all the quotes.

See, the thing is, various journalism outlets would have you believe that the Cubs can't win the World Series because there's such a thing as a "culture of losing," like the team just believes it's never going to, as though the players are worried about what happened in 1945 or 1969, really. Players make bold…

How about City with the first sweep since 1970? Let's hope Benjani can be the first real striker in sky blue since Anelka left - God knows that's been the position of death at Eastlands for the entire time I've been following the club.

Patriots fans whining about unfair treatment by the officials? All I have to say to that is: late flag in the Ravens game.

Last year's SalesGenie Super Bowl ad was nearly as bad, in its own way, but it did do what Gupta wanted it to, which was gain the company national attention. I get the feeling he knew perfectly well how people would view the panda ad.

Inside the NFL, mauled senselessly by a circus lion in a convenience store.

Hola bambe, hungala dimba 19-0... *click* *click* *click* *click* ...hola bambe, allah bumba bubba hulla humba hey.

@Rory B. Bellows: Unlike your pacemaker scar and superfluous third nipple.

FAIL

Sounds like a renter, lest I get the Pee Wee Herman treatment.

@crookedlawyer: There's a blog post from a few months ago that did exactly that (plus a number of other clues), so it seems you're in good company.

Also: Ken Tremendous is Regis Philbin's son-in-law???

I approve of this, as well as any future Patriot-related mockery.